And oh no, they’re the only ones on the moving staircase! They’re stranded!
I hate that weird feeling when you get on an elevator that’s stopped.
“An escalator is never out of order; it can only become stairs.” -Mitch Hedberg
Even while in motion, I consider them to be stairs to be climbed – unlike those lumps of lard who just stand there.
Left foot, right foot, left foot ……..
Sounds like something Homer Simpson will say.
In event of an emergency, your escalator can become a stairway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XivNwQ76mCs
I’m always afraid my feet will get stuck underneath when you get to the "getting off point’! :-D
Where’s our question of the day?
Try sliding down the railing. Especially fun if the escalator is still running.
If you set off a Slinky at the top of an elevator going up, would it ever reach the bottom?
It is not safe to wear “crocs” type rubber shoes, or to go barefoot, when riding an escalator. Children have been injured that way, according to the news.
September 13, 2014
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
And oh no, they’re the only ones on the moving staircase! They’re stranded!
James Hopkins almost 12 years ago
I hate that weird feeling when you get on an elevator that’s stopped.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
“An escalator is never out of order; it can only become stairs.” -Mitch Hedberg
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Even while in motion, I consider them to be stairs to be climbed – unlike those lumps of lard who just stand there.
brick10 almost 12 years ago
Left foot, right foot, left foot ……..
aerilim almost 12 years ago
Sounds like something Homer Simpson will say.
cdward almost 12 years ago
In event of an emergency, your escalator can become a stairway.
jimeguess almost 12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XivNwQ76mCs
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I’m always afraid my feet will get stuck underneath when you get to the "getting off point’! :-D
Where’s our question of the day?
stamps almost 12 years ago
Try sliding down the railing. Especially fun if the escalator is still running.
deeceewye almost 12 years ago
If you set off a Slinky at the top of an elevator going up, would it ever reach the bottom?
PoorPig almost 12 years ago
It is not safe to wear “crocs” type rubber shoes, or to go barefoot, when riding an escalator. Children have been injured that way, according to the news.