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Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 13, 2014
August 12, 2014
August 14, 2014
Transcript:
Man: Thanks for teaching at Cheetos Middle School, Ralston! Ralston: Sure. It just seems to me that the curriculum is a little limited. "Science: The chemistry of flavor. History: The tragedy of 'New Coke.' English: 40 creative ways to spell 'cheez'..." Man: Well, there is phys ed. Ralston: "Dodge Twinkie?"
knight1192a over 10 years ago
I played dodge Twinkie for decades, rather successfully to. Then my mom bought a twinkie pan this past winter and made her own. Well their weren’t real Twinkies and tasted better than what I remember from when I was a kid so I guess I’m still playing dodge Twinkie.
Arbitrary over 10 years ago
Cheetos pays scientists to find the perfect level of air in the chip to make a person never really feel full from it. Some of them will melt when you eat them.
It’s actually fascinating how much effort goes into getting the snacks to be appealing and want you coming back. Least it would be if it didn’t feel so evil.
StoicLion1973 over 10 years ago
Reminds me of an episode of “The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy” when their school principal was turned into a hip-hop wannabe gangsta (long story). To quote the show, “Goodbling has also gotten rid of the math, English and science classes; and, replaced them with spray can etiquette classes, boom box repair, shock jewelry polishing classes, and pop and lock appreciation.”
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Cooking: How to get nothing but air with a few preservatives.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
“Proudly churning out tomorrow’s Marketing Execs!”