F&E Parachutes Frank: Maybe not getting any calls on our complaint line ISN'T a good thing!
Those parachutes would never let you down.
“For sale: one parachute, never opened, used once, small stain.” – Stephen Wright
It is either very good or very bad.
That business has its ups and downs.
So much for that golden parachute
Maybe you shouldn’t have gone with the promotion line – “First skydive free – no strings attached!”
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
You could say…. all the above comments very punny…. but let’s not jump to conclusions…. ! ! !
If at first you don’t succeed….
then skydiving is NOT the sport for you!
Maybe the bottom dropped out of their market!
You do NOT need a parachute to skydive.You need a parachute to skydive twice.
if it doesn’t open you get your money back
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Superfrog almost 12 years ago
Those parachutes would never let you down.
Stormrider2112 almost 12 years ago
“For sale: one parachute, never opened, used once, small stain.” – Stephen Wright
The Reader Premium Member almost 12 years ago
It is either very good or very bad.
gordrogb Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That business has its ups and downs.
blackman2732 almost 12 years ago
So much for that golden parachute
Earnestly Frank almost 12 years ago
Maybe you shouldn’t have gone with the promotion line – “First skydive free – no strings attached!”
Earnestly Frank almost 12 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
InTraining almost 12 years ago
You could say…. all the above comments very punny…. but let’s not jump to conclusions…. ! ! !
John W. Vinson Premium Member almost 12 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed….
then skydiving is NOT the sport for you!
DavidGBA almost 12 years ago
Maybe the bottom dropped out of their market!
KasparV almost 12 years ago
You do NOT need a parachute to skydive.You need a parachute to skydive twice.
danlarios almost 12 years ago
if it doesn’t open you get your money back