There was a young man who was a creature of habit: He’d go to the same restaurant, sit down, pick up the menu, stare at it for 45 minutes and then order “bacon & eggs.”EVERY morning!One morning, the waitress noticed the young man enter, and she picked up his menu, grabbed her pencil and scratched off “bacon and eggs.”The young man sat down, picked up the menu, and began to stare, when the waitress said,“I just scratched what you want!”The young man said, “then wash your hands, and bring me some bacon & eggs!”Redd Foxx
When my sister was in hospice, her husband and I would go to a local eatery once a week for lunch after visiting her. We always ordered the same thing, and when the waitress saw either of us come in, she’d go get our food.
Husband and I almost always order the same thing at the local restaurant, chicken with rice. Once we ordered pork, and the poor waitress had actually walked off, returned and said “Pork? But… You guys order chicken.” Then had to scratch chicken off the order!
My order of medium Buffalo wings is in the kitchen queue and my glass of CabSauv is on the bar before I even walk through the door at local bar trivia night.
lutherg1 almost 12 years ago
There was a young man who was a creature of habit: He’d go to the same restaurant, sit down, pick up the menu, stare at it for 45 minutes and then order “bacon & eggs.”EVERY morning!One morning, the waitress noticed the young man enter, and she picked up his menu, grabbed her pencil and scratched off “bacon and eggs.”The young man sat down, picked up the menu, and began to stare, when the waitress said,“I just scratched what you want!”The young man said, “then wash your hands, and bring me some bacon & eggs!”Redd Foxx
Modoc almost 12 years ago
@Doctor Toon,That’s funny, my wife used to do that to one of her customers down in Victorville many years ago.
Dani Rice almost 12 years ago
When my sister was in hospice, her husband and I would go to a local eatery once a week for lunch after visiting her. We always ordered the same thing, and when the waitress saw either of us come in, she’d go get our food.
knitkitty almost 12 years ago
Husband and I almost always order the same thing at the local restaurant, chicken with rice. Once we ordered pork, and the poor waitress had actually walked off, returned and said “Pork? But… You guys order chicken.” Then had to scratch chicken off the order!
emjaycee almost 12 years ago
My order of medium Buffalo wings is in the kitchen queue and my glass of CabSauv is on the bar before I even walk through the door at local bar trivia night.
Michelle Morris almost 12 years ago
Yummers! I’ll have what he’s having!