Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 04, 2012
November 03, 2012
November 05, 2012
Transcript:
Petey: Ahem. Alice: -And he said there were people behind the mirror with cameras and clipboard watching me the whole time! Mom: Petey! Did you really tell your sister that? Petey: Well, maybe there are!
When my daughter was 2 years old, her crib was across from a dresser mirror. One night when she had stopped her usual campaign to stay up later, and had grown suspiciously quiet, we peeked in to see her doing exactly as Alice is doing. You could almost hear her thinking, “Yep, that face right there… that’s the one that will get them!” (She’s a “Leo-Monkey”, natural drama queen.)
Facial Yoga was shown on TV the other morning. I was trying some of these in the mirror. Probably looked pretty much like Alice – never realizing there might be cameras and clipboards. Big brother and others!
Well all I have to say is that they must have really strong stomachs to be behind my bathroom mirrors. Not my best in the morning and crazy wrinkle suit at night.
A fun mom would have added “true, it also goes on your permanent record, they always post it on youtube, and it will be shown to everyone you ever date.”
What’s embarrassing is when you’re in the ladies’ room (or men’s room) and are smiling at the mirror, tilting your head, and twinkling your eyes at it to see how charming you can look, and someone else walks in. Then you twist yourself into a pretzel, trying to show that you were trying to find a pimple, or something.
margueritem about 12 years ago
I like the way Petey thinks…
The#1BoiseStateFan about 12 years ago
Maybe
Templo S.U.D. about 12 years ago
stop being so paranoid in the final panel, Peter Otterloop, Jr.
runar about 12 years ago
I wish I’d thought of something like that.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Petey was right, you know….
artybee about 12 years ago
Doesn’t everyone check for two-way mirrors when they enter a motel or strange room? Done it for decades.
Arianne about 12 years ago
When my daughter was 2 years old, her crib was across from a dresser mirror. One night when she had stopped her usual campaign to stay up later, and had grown suspiciously quiet, we peeked in to see her doing exactly as Alice is doing. You could almost hear her thinking, “Yep, that face right there… that’s the one that will get them!” (She’s a “Leo-Monkey”, natural drama queen.)
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
I hope you didn’t get sent to your room for that, Petey.
cdward about 12 years ago
This seems far more proactive than Petey’s norm. He was a regular rabble rouser.
neatslob Premium Member about 12 years ago
Well if there weren’t then how did we get these pictures of you, Alice? Love the look in panel 6.
Perkycat about 12 years ago
Facial Yoga was shown on TV the other morning. I was trying some of these in the mirror. Probably looked pretty much like Alice – never realizing there might be cameras and clipboards. Big brother and others!
pumaman about 12 years ago
That’s quite a tongue she has there.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 12 years ago
Anyone heard anything new on Richard?
lanahobbs about 12 years ago
@Nightgaunt – What if we’re actually the population trapped in the mirrors and the other is the peaceful population?
Stellagal about 12 years ago
Panel #3, Alice as painted by Pablo Picasso.
LadyLavendar about 12 years ago
Well all I have to say is that they must have really strong stomachs to be behind my bathroom mirrors. Not my best in the morning and crazy wrinkle suit at night.
calvinsfriend110 about 12 years ago
She looks like Princess Fairyqueen in panel 6.
crowfaird about 12 years ago
A fun mom would have added “true, it also goes on your permanent record, they always post it on youtube, and it will be shown to everyone you ever date.”
JP Steve Premium Member about 12 years ago
Heinlein must have been thinking of that legend when he wrote “The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag.”
Gokie5 about 12 years ago
What’s embarrassing is when you’re in the ladies’ room (or men’s room) and are smiling at the mirror, tilting your head, and twinkling your eyes at it to see how charming you can look, and someone else walks in. Then you twist yourself into a pretzel, trying to show that you were trying to find a pimple, or something.
Quabaculta about 12 years ago
By Grab’thor’s Hammer, by the sons of Worfin, you shall be avenged (probably mispelled the names).
brick10 about 12 years ago
Well, you just never know.
MysteryCat about 12 years ago
Good story. Thanks. (Should have told it on Halloween,)
vldazzle about 12 years ago
Me too ;-D
vldazzle about 12 years ago
I just read a summary of the Heinlein story on Wikipedia- good!
pawpawbear about 12 years ago
Just because you are paranoid, it doesn’t mean THEY are not out to get you.
cookies333 about 12 years ago
That would be so creepy!
einarbt7 about 12 years ago
Petey, keep your thoughts to yourself.