Pickles by Brian Crane for November 15, 2012

Earl’s favorite sister-in-law is back.

I’m with Earl on this one…

Opal shouldn’t have asked a stupid question like that, in the first place. Right on, Earl !

Stick with it Earl , I’m with you on this one, been dodging that situation for the past 56 years….

Ah, yes. Old lady pedicures. Time to break out the Dremel. Don[t forget to wear your eye protection.

Opal maybe should have given that more thought. How many men get pedicures?

Does that hot Korean chic with the cleavage still work there?

Well it was stupid enough of you to ask, Opal.

you go Earl – lay it on ’em

Oooooh… But what did you expect, Opal?

LOL xxx

It’s not such a stupid question if you’re asking someone with arthritis, who can’t cut their own toenails.

Earl gets to watch the football game in PEACE and QUIET…

You need to try it best thing to ever do ican get on once a month.

My wife was a manicurist(forefront of digital technology). She was able to help more than a few men with ingrown nails, gentler and cheaper than the podiatrist.

So that’s what the font of sarcasm looks like. I’ll have to keep that in mind next time.

No, he’s the lowest form of TWIT! ;-)

Once Earl’s sense of humor goes, then Opal needs to worry. I knew a senior citizen that had a joke to tell you every time he saw you. Then the jokes stopped. Totally. I was told by nursing staff that the only way we would know if he had a small stroke is after death.

The only dumber question a woman could ask is, ‘Do I look fat in this dress?’

You don’t know what you’re missing,Earl. Two words:foot massage!

Thank you all! I’ve been wondering if those mani/pedicure boutiques would accept dirty-old-man feet (I seem to have acquired a pair. ) I can’t do a thing with them, but have been afraid to ask for help.

@naturally easy – you’ll be old too. For shame.