Ted is obviously an amateur at this project. You have to have the water turned on, the hose primed full already and control it with the nozzle. If you turn it on at the valve with the cat in hearing distance all the air pockets will let it know what is coming and he/she will be three blocks down the road before the water comes out.
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He he he. I sometimes have to deter neighbours’ cats from sitting under our bird table – make like Rambo with a supersoaker and they don’t come back for a long time. It hurts only their most sensitive part – their dignity.
Wee Woo! Wee Woo! Wee Woo! Attention all Ballard St., this is a code red, I repeat a code red. All B.S.‘s please go to your emergency shelter’s at this time. This is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Women and children first. Do not panic…but hurry! One ticked off kitty headed your way. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t panic, people. The ole Captain, here, has everything under control. I know Machine Gun Kitty Kelly very well and know exactly how to calm her downShe has a sweet tooth ! She loves Mudslides and Brandy Alexanders. I have strategically placed bowls of these concoctions leading out of town and down to Ballard Cove where her cousin El Gato, my watch cat, will lure her onto my galleon and into the Brig, where Kitty can sleep off the effects of those creamy libations.I will then have her returned to her native Chicago, where she works as a literary critic and hit cat.
Mornin’ Sheriff ! How’s the head treating you this morning ? I’m about to fix a batch of Bloody Marys for Storm and myself. There’s plenty for everyone, should you like to embark on the cure. Just sayin….
This is a great comic and I never miss it…but today’s is stupid. Yeah, let’s scare an animal and make it wet and miserable—ha ha! What side-splitting humor. Sheesh.
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
“Ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he stated.
“Why, yes,” she replied, “every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church.”
The pastor replied, “That’s wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot; are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?”
The elderly woman answered, “$10,000 a week.” The pastor was amazed. “Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?”
“He is a veterinarian,” she answered.
“That’s an honourable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money,” the pastor said.. “Where does he practice?”
The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada …
He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas and one in Reno "
Best way I know to excerise a cat. Works every single time. Guaranteed to get results. Maybe the guy who used the picker upper for shedding pussys can use a Shamwow for the wet ones.Just spit balling here.What can I say.Found a CD of the greatest album of all timePHYSICAL GRAFFITILed Zepplin 1975 came out the year I left the ArmyBoogie with STU!!!!!!!!!!!!Now there are some tunes Repoc my man.
I read the comments much earlier, but couldn’t post cos I was on the phone with someone who wanted a fairly serious conversation(it’s been that kind of day…. sigh…)
When you said “got eny pikshurs…???” I absolutely LOST it.I laughed out loud…. almost shrieked, actually…. and had to apologise…. profusely…. LOL….She wasn’t thrilled that I’d been reading a comics forum while listening to her tale of woe… oops….
She’s not shaved, though you may have been joking.….She’s a Chinese Crested Dog….They’re mostly hairless except for their heads and legs…In fact, to me, sometimes they look a little like a cross between a chihuahua and a Shetland pony.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Bet that cat will clear Ted’s fence in a second…
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Lotsa fun, turning the hose on a cat.(Fun for the human, not fun for the cat.)
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Cat is secretly sharpening its claws.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
I haven’t been right since the time change. I can hardly keep my eyes open…. See you all on the other side of forty-winks.
BaldEagle1 almost 12 years ago
Ted is obviously an amateur at this project. You have to have the water turned on, the hose primed full already and control it with the nozzle. If you turn it on at the valve with the cat in hearing distance all the air pockets will let it know what is coming and he/she will be three blocks down the road before the water comes out.
x_Tech almost 12 years ago
Ted’s too cheap to call the professionals at Confuse-A-Cat LLT
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Man, that cat is hosed._______________________
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GrimmaTheNome almost 12 years ago
He he he. I sometimes have to deter neighbours’ cats from sitting under our bird table – make like Rambo with a supersoaker and they don’t come back for a long time. It hurts only their most sensitive part – their dignity.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hey Red…. headed to the Tiki?I’m gonna stop in one last time…. gotta shut down the big grinder for the night and clean it.
There’s regular size one for anybody still wanting a daiquiri in the wee hours…
Meanwhile…. one last nightcap for me, and my day is done.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
With that grinder, you can actually say “Care to join me in a daiquiri?” (or a margarita) and mean it.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Oh…. and Bev — I can’t see any sign of a picture in the post about Fifi, whether I go back to the 10th or read your re-posting of it here.
Hard to say what’s going wrong… but it just doesn’t want to be posted.
Some sites do restrict traffic to their images.
Plods with ...™ almost 12 years ago
That’s not nice. Everyone knows you get better coverage with the pistol grip hose end.
Storm F-1/4 almost 12 years ago
Wee Woo! Wee Woo! Wee Woo! Attention all Ballard St., this is a code red, I repeat a code red. All B.S.‘s please go to your emergency shelter’s at this time. This is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Women and children first. Do not panic…but hurry! One ticked off kitty headed your way. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Don’t panic, people. The ole Captain, here, has everything under control. I know Machine Gun Kitty Kelly very well and know exactly how to calm her downShe has a sweet tooth ! She loves Mudslides and Brandy Alexanders. I have strategically placed bowls of these concoctions leading out of town and down to Ballard Cove where her cousin El Gato, my watch cat, will lure her onto my galleon and into the Brig, where Kitty can sleep off the effects of those creamy libations.I will then have her returned to her native Chicago, where she works as a literary critic and hit cat.
Storm F-1/4 almost 12 years ago
Oh good. My emergency shelter is empty (hic) I guesh I gotta reshock…retok…fill it up.
J Short almost 12 years ago
funniest I’ve seen today.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Mornin’ Sheriff ! How’s the head treating you this morning ? I’m about to fix a batch of Bloody Marys for Storm and myself. There’s plenty for everyone, should you like to embark on the cure. Just sayin….
byamrcn almost 12 years ago
This is a great comic and I never miss it…but today’s is stupid. Yeah, let’s scare an animal and make it wet and miserable—ha ha! What side-splitting humor. Sheesh.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 12 years ago
Ted’s death will not be swift… nor painless(I’ll let Batpug tAke this call…)
Linda Solomon almost 12 years ago
I love this comic, but you guys that comment are freaking hilarious!! (and techie wiz’s too)
boldyuma almost 12 years ago
This is a exceptionally good one today!Bwaaa-ha-ha
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 12 years ago
well…. ah see that Ted’s new presciption frum teh aye doktor is “SPOT” on….!!!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 12 years ago
sumore “GUD” kat humer…-——————-
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
“Ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he stated.
“Why, yes,” she replied, “every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church.”
The pastor replied, “That’s wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot; are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?”
The elderly woman answered, “$10,000 a week.” The pastor was amazed. “Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?”
“He is a veterinarian,” she answered.
“That’s an honourable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money,” the pastor said.. “Where does he practice?”
The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada …
He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas and one in Reno "
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Best way I know to excerise a cat. Works every single time. Guaranteed to get results. Maybe the guy who used the picker upper for shedding pussys can use a Shamwow for the wet ones.Just spit balling here.What can I say.Found a CD of the greatest album of all timePHYSICAL GRAFFITILed Zepplin 1975 came out the year I left the ArmyBoogie with STU!!!!!!!!!!!!Now there are some tunes Repoc my man.
Downundergirl almost 12 years ago
only good cat is wet cat.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Yay! Bloody Mary time!Thanks Stormy….Here I come!
Bev …. No, I never saw the picture of Fifi…
It’s OK…. you’ve posted so many others…. but if you’re still really wanting to find it….
Do you happen to know the name of the image file?If not, you can find it by right-clicking the image YOU see and clicking “save image as”.
You don’t have to actually save it (though if you do, I can tell you a different way to post it once it’s on your computer.)
But at least you’ll see the name of it in that box….it might make sense or it might be all random numbers and letters.
Click Control C and you can copy and paste it into Google…. there’s a possibility that a search by name would turn it up elsewhere.
In Firefox you can also drag images into image search but I dunno about Chrome.
Meanwhile…. you’re doing great!We knew you could!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hi DownUnderGirl!Glad you still like the avatar.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Monkey!You’re sure on top of your game today.
I read the comments much earlier, but couldn’t post cos I was on the phone with someone who wanted a fairly serious conversation(it’s been that kind of day…. sigh…)
When you said “got eny pikshurs…???” I absolutely LOST it.I laughed out loud…. almost shrieked, actually…. and had to apologise…. profusely…. LOL….She wasn’t thrilled that I’d been reading a comics forum while listening to her tale of woe… oops….
Downundergirl almost 12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scwTEQUILA!
Thehag almost 12 years ago
Ha ha ha hahahaha ! Man that’s evil. Heh heh heh.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Good job, Bev….
Now I can do this (I hope):
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
THERE’s FiFi!
Will that do, Monkey?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
She’s not shaved, though you may have been joking.….She’s a Chinese Crested Dog….They’re mostly hairless except for their heads and legs…In fact, to me, sometimes they look a little like a cross between a chihuahua and a Shetland pony.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
See what can be done with perseverance (and a little ♪ help from your ♫ friends?)
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Yoo hoo…. Bev…. refresh and look UP!
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SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
There’s a way to display avatar pictures full size, if the person uploaded a full size picture in he first place.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Ok…. hope you see it now…I’ll be back soon….
Downundergirl almost 12 years ago
gotta get back to work..
HighC almost 12 years ago
Exorcise?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It was this, or let the neighbor’s dog do it.
Tigressy almost 2 years ago
Ted will be de-fenced in the immediate future.
Is Cleo secretly preparing for a hot date with Snoopy?
https://cleoandcompany.net/november-14-2022/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.