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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 06, 2012
Transcript:
Dad: "Luann and Quill are a couple now, huh?" Mom: "So she said. She sure looked happy" Dad: "Yeah. Well, as long as she keeps her promise to end the chats by 11p.m." Mom: "At least she's chatting with someone we approve of. Quill's a nice boy" Dad: "He is. And if my daughter's gonna be gaga over a hunky guy. It's nice that he's well out of arm's reach" Mom: "The perfect boyfriend, huh?"
luann's zit over 12 years ago
I wish this strip wasnât so G rated so we could see what Luann is showing Quill.
traneengineer over 12 years ago
Iâm happy itâs G rated. I donât think 16 year old girls at home should be participating in explicit sexual encounters; give the girl time to grow up! I never heard of someone getting pregnant or an STD by abstaining. :)
ShagsCA over 12 years ago
The great thing about comics is you can trace the characters and dress them as you likeâŠor not.
legaleagle48 over 12 years ago
Funny how the roles reverse when it comes to Luann and Quill. I seem to remember Nancy being the overprotective hard-liner when Brad first started dating Toni â yet here, sheâs practically cheering Luann on, while Frank is the one with his knickers in a twist. Can you say âdouble standard,â boys and girls?
whiskeystilettos over 12 years ago
I had an online relationship once. It turned into me becoming a webcam model.
evergrey over 12 years ago
Itâs getting a bit creepy up in here today⊠:o
Angelalex242 over 12 years ago
Thereâs no double standard here. Men remember how bad they were as boys, and thus go superprotective on their daughters. Meanwhile, moms remember how bad they were as girls, and thus go superprotective on their sons. It all makes perfect sense.
gkid over 12 years ago
Ah. goodâŠa peaceful resolution. Allâs wellthat ends well. And Iâm glad that theyârestill together. Wouldnât it be neat if the parentsgot to see other online sometime?I wonder what they look like. Good people, likeQuill. :-)
Dconskjk over 12 years ago
Ah, so some of our thoughts yesterday about Frankâs ideas about a good boyfriend show up here (distance and otherwise). But Quill getting up at 5am is going to take its toll. Just be easier to transfer him to an american universityâŠthat is, if the time for Quill and Luann in a relationship is not numbered already
Mikeyj over 12 years ago
âŠMeanwhile, Brad hacks into Luann;s Skype accountâŠâŠ
Vegasgirl over 12 years ago
I remember Miguel, but I forget the near date rape. Do you have a timeframe that I can look back in the archives?
Angelalex242 over 12 years ago
Oh, they all no âno love without the gloveâ. For their own sanity too. Child support, not so fun to pay forever.
vwdualnomand over 12 years ago
dads and daughters relationship is different than a mother daughter relationship.
Glomar over 12 years ago
@VegasgirlIn fact, teen pregnancies arenât increasing. Your assertion that it is so is incorrect. Statistics from the CDC state: âThe birth rate for U.S. teenagers fell 9 percent from 2009 to 2010, to 34.3, the lowest level ever reported in the seven decades for which a consistent series of rates is available.â While it might be due to passing out condoms, I think it is more likely better information passed to kids at a much earlier age. Contraception, then, is used much more responsibly. What that has to do with Luanne, Iâm not sure, but I thought it appropriate to set the record straight with respect to something stated a few times here as though it was truth, when, in fact, the opposite is true.
Glomar over 12 years ago
oh â and here is the link to my information source: http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db89.pdf
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
Whatâs the problem here, Frank?Would you rather Your highly impressionable daughter go âCoo-Coo for Coco-Puffsâ over the Local THUGS?!?
Glomar over 12 years ago
Always happy to illuminate! The CDC report is actually VERY interesting. I encourage folks to have a look. It debunks both Fox News and MSNBC with respect to this important topic.
MDeB over 12 years ago
That depends..Can he breathe through his ears?
Angelalex242 over 12 years ago
Nah. He only has to breathe through the corner of his mouth. Itâs the same trick you learn on the swim team to breathe while swimming fast.
Kathy M T M Premium Member over 12 years ago
odd where all your minds go just because 2 kids are skyping. O_o
Vegasgirl over 12 years ago
Thank you. I tried to go back on this site, but it only lets me go back to 2002. Can you walk me through how to go back further?
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Nancy, Frank, and Luann seem to have worked out a reasonable compromise, So allâs well for the moment. When will Quill show up in the flesh on their doorstep?
Vegasgirl over 12 years ago
Okay, once again I wrote a lengthy response but this contraption wouldnât let me post it. Short version, I agree with the TV thing.
Vegasgirl over 12 years ago
Lev, after 5, getting a little sleepy, if you post how I can go on the archives to â99 Iâd really appreciate it and Iâll check when I get up.
draksig over 12 years ago
until summer vacation time.
Vegasgirl over 12 years ago
Thanks for the tips. I got back to Sept of â99 but didnât see anything about Miguel. It was really interesting tossed them all from so long ago though.
MDeB over 12 years ago
Sex per se is not the problem (imo).Sex will not go away, and with todayâs electronic devices it cannot be hidden from the young like it used to be with printed word and TV restrictions.What I am in favour of is good sex education that says, for instance, âsex is fun WHEN you are ready for itâ; âsex causes pregnancy; children are a tie and costly; itâs good to have fun when young before being tied down by childrenâ; âsex can give you lots of nasty diseasesâ; âheres how to avoid pregnancy and diseaseâ; âyou have the right to say no to sexâ..On balance I think it is better that kids know about sex. In the olden days child sex abuse was easy because children would be embarassed and not report it, ore not be believed if they did, or if believed, then it woul likely be covered up.Look at RC church in the past, or the Jimmy Saville c ase current in the UK.
MDeB over 12 years ago
âWhat character is other?â.I suggest you go and re-read the post until it makes sense, or until you read something into it that isnât there â whichever comes later.
whayle over 12 years ago
MIguel was not a rapist. I think he was truly enamoured by Luann and his affection was just a little more agresssive than she was comfortable with. I do not at all think he was trying to push her into sex. Heavy make out session, yes. Rape, no. And I donât think she was entirely AGAINST it. It was just a little more hot and heavy than she was ready for. She is still a good girl.
ACTIVIST1234 over 12 years ago
Dad, so she "promised to end the chats by 11 pm? Have you already forgotten the âtee hee, stop it or by parents might hearâ comment from her room? Looks like Mr. Evans is letting parents know that kids CAN get in trouble with Skype or sexting. Pictures are forever.*Need to cool down? Yesterday I discovered Burger Kingâs seasonal âGingerbread Shakeâ. It rocks. (Like the Stones, only fresher.)
ACTIVIST1234 over 12 years ago
And yesterday Quill was too, too smooth when they were caught. IMHO, he has the qualities of a budding Lothario.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 12 years ago
Robert Tompsett said, âSocitiesâ morales SUCK!â-Societies donât have morals. Individuals do or donât. -If you donât like those of certain members of society, that is on you. You can convince them to change or mind your own business. Itâs all your choice.
Mikeyj over 12 years ago
But wouldnât that be TJ who does the hacking?^^Nawwww, Brad just loves to tease his sister, think of the way he could blackmail her, hahahaha
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 12 years ago
Leviticus said,@Vegasgirl âThe kids are at an impressionable age and when they see everybody on television and in the movies having sex, they think it is what they are supposed to do. My thought anyway.â-It stands to reason. Television doesnât judge actions. Real parents do. Television and other media often encourage misbehavior. Real parents donât.-(By real parents, I mean parents who care about their children and their futures. Iâm not talking about people who produced children and then had no idea how to turn them into decent human beings or didnât care if they were or not.)-Children need guidance. They need parents who let them know the consequences of actions â not the âIâll kill you if you do this,â kind, but the ones who let them know there will be consequences in life, sometimes expensive and painful consequences.-I remember my father saying he wouldnât risk getting a girl pregnant he didnât think would be a good mother for his children. That made an impression.
Mikeyj over 12 years ago
InColorado over 12 years ago
Men are super protective of their daughters BECAUSE they remember what they were like as boys!
Attila The Voice! over 12 years ago
Well seeing how cool Frank was leaving Luann and Quill together to âmake musicâ while he and mom were out for 3 hours before Quill got the call to come home and pack AND letting TJ the boy he detested stay over after he caused the house fire, he is a pretty lenient guy when it really counts :)
susanron over 12 years ago
To VegasGirl: Actually, teen pregnancies are declining, not increasing. See here: http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/databriefs/db58.htm.
Rates are down 8 percent since 2007, as I read it. Still too many, but fewer.
Mikeyj over 12 years ago
Well, yes, but, thatâs the same thing haha
ComicsInMyPants Premium Member over 12 years ago
Now, show us what happens in a big person bedroom!
Hawthorne over 12 years ago
@Alananda â Yes, pregnancy rates do vary regionally, and education and cultural bias tend to be the critical influences.
Direct parental influences can accomplish only so much in a broad culture which actively sabotages parents, which this one does, broadly speaking. Even naturally compliant kids can be sucked into the vortex of peer pressure and media influence. Itâs a crap shoot âŠ
piggy_at_war over 12 years ago
WHY IS THEIR A 100 COMMENTS !!!
Vegasgirl over 12 years ago
Thank you. Itâs fun to see the old cartoons. Also interesting to see that she turned 16 13 years ago.
samwas35 over 12 years ago
Looks like Nancy has something in mind that will keep Frank âupâ for a while!
pseudomao over 12 years ago
My thought is the increase can be blamed on television and the movies.
Solution: Donât watch TV and carefully select the movies. Thatâs what we do here.
Mikeyj over 12 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mikeyj over 12 years ago
drewpamon over 12 years ago
Looking back at the Miguel story I have to say first of all it was a long way from a date rape more of an uncomfortable situation that went a bit further than she was comfortable with. Second Luann hasnât had a birthday in 13 years? Third Frank seems to understand that getting a teenager hot and bothered and frustrated rarely leads to the good.
transylvanian over 12 years ago
If they only knew what ALMOST happened. ;)
Mikeyj over 12 years ago
Shame on you, Mikey â I wasnât going to disclose his location⊠:)
Itâs ok, they only know his secret identity
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 12 years ago
âThis guidance has to be at the level of the childâs understanding. For example, you canât convince a 4-year-old if he runs into the street he may get hit by a car, but if you take away his TV privileges, that will be understandable. As the kid matures you can phase in more of the real world in your guidance procedures.â-Nope, I reject that assertion. A child doesnât have to know why not to run in the street. He just needs to know not to do it. A kid doesnât need to know why not to hit or touch other people. He just needs to know not to do it.-Life is filled with things which are taboo because of perfectly good reasons which they donât need to know. Candy from strangers. Light sockets. Sharp objects. Being intentionally rude. We can discuss why not to do those things later but accept they are not to be done right now. In fact those who insist they should only listen when they understand WHY are simply refusing to learn. That does NOT mean we should not give them guidance by telling they in the first place.-I explain to kids frequently not to do something because I donât want to have to clean up the blood and broken glass if they do. I explained to a nephew once that he needed to wear his seat belt in case I had to slam on brakes or else he would break my windshield with his face and it would cost me over a hundred dollars. He didnât like it but he didnât have a hundred dollars to spare so he buckled up.-Most important though, is that some things simply donât require understanding. Kids donât need to under the Pauli Exclusion Principle of quantum physics and how it applies to the fact that two objects canât occupy the same space at the same time so somethingâs gonna break if they try.
tegm over 12 years ago
I am happy that Luann is getting a hot guy. You have all these âhot and sexyâ women in this comic interested in non-hot guys, itâs nice to see it the other way around so thank you.