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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 12, 2012
Transcript:
Zipper: Hey, look who it is! What up, J-Dawg? Jeff: Nothin' but suck, man. Bank took my home. Zipper: What? No! All of it? Jeff: All of it. Can't even stay in the pool house. I need to crash here. Zipper: Okay, bro. No problem. Jeff: I'll take the bedroom. You can have the couch. Zipper: Excuse me? Jeff: Oh... sorry, man... it's hard getting disentitled.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Oh my has the mighty ego-ed has fallen.
thirdguy over 12 years ago
Just ask poor Mitt, he had to go back to one of his 4 homes!
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
Rmoney â lost. Posies-to-Mommie groupon â flopped. Zipper bedroom gambit â failed. Man, itâs hard getting reentitled too.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 12 years ago
I wonder how well Trff is doing.
griffon8 over 12 years ago
Very well said. Maybe this place needs a âlikeâ button.
CasualObserver over 12 years ago
Hey! Wait! Iâll SLEEP on the couch if it will help!
babka Premium Member over 12 years ago
wouldnât blame the Greatest Generation for our high expectationsâŠâŠthat was to have been the war that ended all warsâŠand we realized that Pogo was right. and that God & Mammon are a bad combo, and that we are not âgood losersâ. & these times are about loss, loss, loss & loss.
Raygun over 12 years ago
In the kindness of years past the homeowner would gladly sleep on the couch whilst insisting that the guest take the bedroom. Folks nowadays would say âWTF you say?!â
Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago
whatever happened to mittens?
Tivtemplar over 12 years ago
Still the best.
An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove over 12 years ago
âHard getting disentitledâ â amen. Thatâs got to be the m.o. of the reality-TV age. Everyone is due everything and doesnât have to work for it. Trophies for everyone.
awcoffman over 12 years ago
@Doughfoot that is truly a superb and thought-provoking discussion. I hope you donât mind my forwarding it to some of my friends.
magicwalnut over 12 years ago
Wow! You are one incorrigible optimist!
Justice22 over 12 years ago
Thry are still unloading the 12 semis of Romneyâs stuff that was already on the way last Tuesday.
Linguist over 12 years ago
@Doughfoot The WASP male is in decline, and he canât distinguish that from the decline of the nation, and he rages. âItâs hard getting disentitled.â^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^The White Anglo Saxon Protestant sense of privilege has always been at the core of the legal ( and not-so-legal ) expansionism in the United States. it has also been the underpinning for our laws and social mores. It has, until recently, been a de facto way of life.I firmly believe that the reason for such terrible disconnect and disunity in our country today is that many cannot face the truth that the WASP sense of entitlement has become a false premise and the WASP male really is in decline ! There is a huge segment of our population ( fueled by the inflammatory rhetoric of the Limbaughs, OâReillys, and Becks ) that are running scared and are in total denial of todayâs reality. My fear is that this segment of society, in their fear and hatred will not just vent with vitriolic words and obstructionist legislation but resort to outright violence. I hope I am wrong.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
âIsnât it time for another Red Rascal graphic novel? Or did the original tank in sales?â
As a career book editor, I know it would be a part of Becca Bickleâs job at Random House to pursue a $$$-making graphic novel author for another manuscript. And maybe even a contract for all future ones (till the sales slack off too much).
But Iâm not writing the script. Trudeau is.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
I suspect that both Romney and Rmoney will be distant memories soon. The GOP will want to double down on the idea that he was not conservative enough and want to move on and the rest of us will just want to move on. BTW, if the GOP wants to continue their losing strategy, it is fine with me.
ossiningaling over 12 years ago
Jeff reminds me of a mini-Duke, but with all the delusions and none of the medication.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
â⊠this country(and most of the rest of the world) will most likely return to a serf/land baron-like state âŠ.â
Iâve thought this for a long time. The fact that Obama was re-elected doesnât mean this âaristocracy v. peasantryâ economy is going to go back to the relatively equal one of the post-WWII years (50s-60s, excluding blacks of course, of course).
U.S. drones hitting Pakistan, Yemen, and other countries not already under our Roman-like Empire only enrages those countriesâ populations against us. Keep this up and just watch the rest of the world begin to align against us â just as the northern Germanic tribes aligned against the common enemy, the Roman Empire, and eventually destroyed them and brought in the Dark Ages. Afghanistan isnât called âthe graveyard of empiresâ for nothing, you know.
Oliver Stone says Obama is âscaryâ.
doctorwho29 over 12 years ago
Okay new Doonesbury fan here. I like Alex and Toggle. Of course this looks fun too
EarlP2 over 12 years ago
AMEN! Great sermon, and you didnât even cite the text â but you could have started with Matt. 5:1-12. Then thereâs the one about a camel going through the eye of the needle, easier than the rich âentitledâ seeing the true Kingdom of Heaven.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Screeds.
I click for a few readersâ quips on the comic, and end up swamped in screeds from Kaczinskis.
ronpolimeni over 12 years ago
Well put Doughfoot.
kaffekup over 12 years ago
â He may not run for anything else again.âThe funniest comment I read was someone who, thinking of âTeam of Enemiesâ, said Obama should offer him the position of Secretary of Commerce, since he knows so much about it (hah!).Unless it pays $3-4 million, I canât see him taking it (and it doesnât).
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 12 years ago
I am not trying to be provocative here, but I would like a little bit of insight as to your opinion on thisâŠ.1) I voted for Obama, for a second time this election, 2) But, I only voted for Obama because I thought he had a higher percentage chance of doing something good and of merit for our society than did Romney, but 3) I have been sorely disappointed in the first term he has had, and I fear it will be much the same ânothingnessâ again this time. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Hillary for 2016!!!!! We need her NOW, but we will really need her then!!!!
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
Ihope you donât include the Social Security millions like me have paid into over the years as an âentitlement" in anything but the warped definition of that word. As iâve long said, any time they want to give me back what i apid in with interest, they can keep their system. As a WASP male, I would point out many of us worked to help in our âdeclineâ by enfranchising others. We called it âequality" You see, the leaders donât have to suppress others. Survival of the species has always depended on cooperation, not the john Wayne myth.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
Wow, such a hopeful, posthumanist point of view. letâs kioll each other to make things better? the true end of survival of the fittest and atheism.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
As a WASP who voted for Obama both times and wonders why the spellcheck here keeps popping up at his nameâs spelling, I would say that the hatred of WASPs as a minority or majority is a vile as WASP hatred of other races. LEARN from our mistake. Grow up.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
Better to recommend Revelation. We are there now.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
The âGreed is goodâ mentality (reference: Gordon Gekko) currently rules. Great wealth (example: Jeffâs erstwhile mega-expensive home and car) reigns as proof of great moral fortitude: work hard, get rich. If youâre poor / homeless, youâre morally reprehensible. Because you didnât work hard / get rich. Doonesbury demonstrates otherwise by representing Jeffâs fall from wealthy=moral to poor=immoral.
Jesus the Christ â having nowhere to âlay his headâ â would qualify as poor=immoral. Thus a real study of Jesus automatically disqualifies the âname it, claim itâ gospel. Joel Osteen is one example.
Squoop over 12 years ago
@Thirdguyjust an fyi⊠Romney has 6 homes, not 4.
kaffekup over 12 years ago
Amen!
chicken 33 over 12 years ago
Only fair way to get everyone on the same page. The government should take everything the 1% and the 99% have and keep the whole 100%. Talk about one united people.
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
What happened to Doughfootâs comment??? I wanted to read his/her magnificent comment again,and itâs gone!!! WTF???
TheDOCTOR over 12 years ago
Interesting how Obama won The States that did NOT require Photo I.D. in order to vote.Also that Military votes got âLOSTâ and didnât arrive in time to be counted. Hmmm, What a coincidence. :)
unanim us over 12 years ago
⊠getting back to our subject : the problem is Jeffâs confusion between the âcredit ratingâ that suddenly âaffordedâ him a loan bigger than his ability to pay and âentitlementâ. Attention: superjumbo loan â â â entitlement. Duh! Who am I talking to? The whole world knows that ⊠⊠by now.
Or does it?
âCause if it does, then how come so many young people â young hard working families â still get tricked every day, as we speak, into loans far greater than they will be able to pay?
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
Unconfirmed rumor: Bain Capitalâs contracts were written on Etch-A-Sketch tablets.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
âWe can blame liberals for that.â
As well as for the invasion of Iraq. Not to mention slavery.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
âRe: Your envy of Ann Romney. ¶ It must be tough being you.â
Montessoriteacherâs a lady. RU sure URA gentleman?