Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 21, 2012
Transcript:
Arlo: Scientists have found an Earth like planet only 42 light-years away! Janis: 42 light-years?! Isn't that a long way? Arlo: Not in galactic terms! Arlo: Just think - they might already be aware of us! Alien: ***********************Nixon************.
Varnes about 12 years ago
Oh Oh, not good….Bad first impression…..Hope they skip Bush, too………….
Varnes about 12 years ago
That’s right, conservatives! It’s not all Bush’s fault. Can’t forget Nixon…..
Varnes about 12 years ago
I hated him at the time, so it hurts for me to say it, but the current crop of republicans make Tricky Dicky look better than Saint Michael the Archangel….My how times have changed…
freeholder1 about 12 years ago
Now it’s not nice to dance on graves.
Ding dong the witch is…
freeholder1 about 12 years ago
end of the gloat: fun comic that actually GETS the time lag.
freeholder1 about 12 years ago
Me, i want those gas prices back that we were complaining about then.
Bob. about 12 years ago
I remember Carter telling us to “grin and bear it” on gas prices.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 12 years ago
If we’re lucky our radio and TV signals will be degraded well before they get to any extraterrestrials and they won’t be able to form the impression that we’re a load of jerks.
LHPuttgrass about 12 years ago
Well, his name is on the moon . . . like he owns the place
finale about 12 years ago
Could be worse….The Kardashians or Jersey Shore could be the first ones recieved by them.
twj0729 about 12 years ago
I always remember Calvin’s comment re: aliens…“The best evidence to support the existence of other intelligent life forms is that none has tried to contact us!”
pair8head about 12 years ago
We’re hosed
Notgiven about 12 years ago
DH was joking the other day, if the aliens have their own SETI they’re getting I Love Lucy reruns.
pschearer Premium Member about 12 years ago
The Left tries to paint Nixon as a conservative, but nobody who believes in limited government could have imposed wage and price controls. How ironic that he called it his New Economic Policy, the same name Lenin used when he liberalized the Soviet economy in the Twenties to stave off economic collapse.
steelersneo about 12 years ago
Reagan was the greatest President since Kennedy. And you sir are an idiot to think otherwise. History bears this out. Everytime the liberals try to tear him down, all they do is make him look better. Had we gone from Carter to Obama without Reagan, we’ld all be speaking Russian today. You can thank Ronald Reagan that you still have the right to run your pie hole.
hippogriff about 12 years ago
Neo Blakkrstal: Do you really think, when he “ordered” the Russians to tear down that wall, the CIA hadn’t already told him they were planning to do so?
shapmandoo about 12 years ago
Worst thing about Nixon is he got caught. When you really think about it he did a lot of good. And I am a Democrat.
ursen1 about 12 years ago
Under Nixon the war in Vietnam ended and the service men and women came home.
toppop52 about 12 years ago
Carter was a good guy with no clue, as was Bush SR. Bush JR did a poor job, that got us stuck with the absolute lowest form of life ever to serve as President in my lifetime, which goes back to Truman. What ever happened to democrats like Truman, JFK, etc…? Oh that’s right, the socialists took over the party! It hurts me as a lifelong democrat to see what Reid, Pelosi and Obama have done to my party and my country.
gdogg915 about 12 years ago
I’ll take Nixon over Obama any day. Five trillion addition debt in just four years. I cant imagine the foul shape of our country after four more years of reckless spending and unless leeches living off of the government because they are too lazy to work and a president that condones and supports the behavior.
K M about 12 years ago
You must be part of the 47%. Either that or you snort Kool-Aid by the tankerful.
hippogriff about 12 years ago
toppop52: I don’t know if 52 is your age or IQ. If the former, your ignorance can be excused. In their day, Roosevelt, Truman, Kennedy, were all called socialists. The problem came when the “military/industrial complex” we were warned about took over the Republican Party, leaving a vacuum that sucked the Democrats along with them. None of the Reich wingers, then or now, have any idea what socialism is, most still using the communists’ definition. I have lived under a socialist government, and while it isn’t my first choice, I have to admit I have never had as high a standard of living before or since. Yeah, the taxes were about 20% higher, but we got 50% more for them.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member about 12 years ago
Alright folks, let’s stop the politic’n.The election is over..I thought they would have had a reply of, “Send more Chuck Berry.”
Snard about 12 years ago
I think Jimmy’s point was that if they are 42 light years away and are listening to us, the signals they’d be receiving right now would be from 1970 (i.e. when Nixon was still president)
rickales about 12 years ago
ALL OF THE ABOVE COMMENTS PROVE THERE IS NO INTELLIGENT LIFE ON THIS PLANET
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Just try to imagine what they are getting today, June,7, 2014.
shapmandoo about 4 years ago
They will probably use the death star on us when they see Trump.