Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 16, 2012

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Science Facts For the Internet-Addled A hibernating grizzly bear's heart slows to 19 beats per minute. Corresponding physiological changes in... I HAZ NAP Darthfield Darthfield: Mm...mine! All mine! John: The force is dark upon ya, won't you please share the lasagna? ZAP Darthfield: I hate this comic strip since Disney bought it. Dinkle, The Unlovable Loser Dinkle: If you have a kind and gentle dog, it's a blessing... BAM BAM Dinkle: ...to your enemies on the dogfighting circuit. U OWE $10K Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: Young Percival! I am YOU as an older man! POW Percival: Augh! Why did you kill me? Are you a time-assassin? Young Percival: No, I am an idiot. Percival: But of course. Guy Walks Into A Bar Man: I'll bet you $50 this elephant can speak Korean. Bartender: You're on. Bartender: That's not Korean, it's Jejumal, a Koreanic language. *He's right. Pay him. How To Draw Doug First, very lightly pencil in this outline of a bison. Then pencil in this lady. Then pencil this scene. Next pencil this can. Campbell's Condensed Tomato Soup Now simply ink, erase the pencils, and there's Doug! Doug: Voila!