New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for November 14, 2012

My guess is that ain’t Mr. Brown !

And if I recall my francais correctly, Pab found a way to swear in a strip without using the shift key.

THERE ARE FAINT RUSTLING NOISES FROM THE DARKNESS BEHIND YOU.OUT FROM THE SHADOWS BEHIND YOU POUNCES A BEARDED PIRATE!

So, the Clockwork Frenchman doesn’t have glow in the dark hands (and why does that sound unsavory in this context)?

Had to look up putain using the online translator. Oops.

…but what was he spindling?

More like “my dear English whore”.

Does anyone know how to sing “Love Machine” in French?

“Excuse me, beloved English whore " is the correct translation.