Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 26, 2012

Hehe

And you lack imagination, Rat.

OTOH, if the kicking involves the Oompa Loompas the film could easily make millions (sorry, Pig).

rat, if you don’t do what he says, pastis is going to impair your vision…

I dunno, Cartoon-Pastis. Seems like more script there, in Rat’s proposal, than in a lot of made movies…. Just be sure to add plenty of sound effects and explosions to the kicks and you could have a hit! Trust me, kid!

KIck him Pastis. Kick him good!

Rat always forgets that while Stephan may lack vision, he does NOT lack erasers.

Art gum, Rat?

well, that is a better plot than twilight. but, then again, some stories are good, but the execution was crap. john carter. cloud atlas(which may become a cult classic). oogieloves, 1000 words, dredd, big miracle. wanderlust, rock of ages, people like us, that’s my boy, premium rush, red tails. or, the anti muslim movie that had 0 showings, 0 box office, but spent $4 million and the producer is going back to jail for parole violation, a fatwa placed on his head, lawsuits from the cast and crew.

but, some movies mostly independent have really bad box offices just so, they meet the criteria for foreign distribution and sag…zyzzyx road had $30 box office(a katherine heigl movie), worst movie ever had 1 ticket sale opening weekend of $10, and offending angels had 89 pounds box office for a 70000 pound budget.

I woudl pay to see a two hour mime kicking movie.

(thump)Here, sit on this and feel how you smart…AMERICAN movies? or TV? we don’t have to watch the local product of half-baked media-shaped minds anymore, we’ve got world-wide choices anytime…haven’t watched much of anything American since Steve Martin stopped making smart ones.

Old Italian tv rocks: visuals, plots, characters…and American radio? puh-leeze, you wheezer-geezers: NPRonly. All else is baby-style ‘spit-up’ while being bottle-fed the accepted pap.

Adults don’t use American media of any kind very much at all. Why waste brain-space on commercials that will be outdated and useless distractions to know tomorrow? There’s just GOTTA be something more appropriate…like, try reality? Paid attention to your wife lately? your dog?

Better line might have been Rat saying you’ve gotten away with doing the same plot for years.

Looks like Toon Boy and his alter ego have come to grips.

I’d like to have $1 for everyone who thinks the rodent’s NEXT plot should be in a cemetery!

Instead of kicking Pig, he should try a football in the groin. It works on so many levels!

There is already entertainment about kicking the pigskin for two hours – it’s called football.

Kick him, Stephan!

xxx

It seems to work for Garfield and Odie.

I think pig is pretty much an idiot, and wouldn’t mind if that movie were made. I wouldn’t go see it, but having pig kicked for two hours straight might help him out quite a bit.

Who does he think he is? Quentin Tarantino?

Rat is so cold, he actually put out Stephan’s cigarette just by standing there.

Maybe there could be a movie about Goat enjoying the outdoors in April and May; it could be called “Paris in Springtime.”

Jason Statham plays Rat.Your choice of politician for Pig.

No, actually he just revised your sad excuse for a script. Made it more interesting.

I’d watch it if he varied the style of kick each time.

Stephan got all dewy-eyed over Christmas, but back to reality now ..