Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 14, 2013
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Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. moe's fresh fruit stand - produced badly damaged in collision during zany high-speed car chase starring jackie chan. o'bleary's irish pub o'bleary's irish pub - featured band keeps playing that damn unicorn song. futurismo futurismo cyber cafe - soylent green found to contain tofu, not people. p.j. piehole's family place p.j. piehole's family place - meat & vegetable courses offered on children's menu allowed to touch each other. kid: aagh filibuster inn of capitol hill filibuster inn of capitol hill - new "dubya special" (pb&j on wonder bread) sickens over 20 diners with peanut allergies. starbucks coffee starbucks coffee starbucks inside another starbucks - broke law of physics stating that two objects cannot occupy the same space simultaneously.
el8 about 12 years ago
Dianeâs Steakhouse â Homocide detectives discovered that the steak was Diane.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Richardâs humor may be the truth. Who shall say ânoâ?
El Ctrosan about 12 years ago
I think I see some influences in these cartoonsâŠGeorge âThink Good Thoughts About A Pussycatâ BoothRalph âFear and Loathingâ SteadmanAnd so on. Who cares, they are great.
Christopher Shea about 12 years ago
P. J. Pieholeâs couldnât have been closed for too long, since it turned up in Cul de Sac too.
larryrhoades about 12 years ago
Pretty funny!Is P.J.Piehole located in the Eastern U.S.?
Gilda Blackmore about 12 years ago
Whew! Thatâs a relief about Soylent Green!!! Iâm a vegetarian.
pam Miner about 12 years ago
these are always so funny!
Ida No about 12 years ago
âSoylent Green is tofu!âShop owner: âDamn truth in advertising laws!â
OldestandWisest about 12 years ago
That must be Petey running from P. J. Pieholes!
CamiSu Premium Member over 11 years ago
Ummm it is Mary Mac and Paddy MurphyâŠ