Red and Rover by Brian Basset for December 13, 2012

Red, you’d better not scramble the letters in Santa’s name…we don’t want Satan Claus coming to town!

He sees you when you’re sleepingHe knows when you’re awakeHe knows if you’ve been good or badHe’s stalking you for goodness sake!

David Gerrold’s tale of the strange fate of the ‘Creator’ of Satan Clause is one of my Holiday Faves.

(. . . and of course, there’s always “Krampus” for you traditionalists!)

Koo koo ka choo

Ever hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa…

The CD took all the fun out of stuff like this? :(

It is possible to play an MP3 backwards.

I thought Billy Shears was the reindeer.

Which one? He’s not much of a Dancer.

Paul ‘may’ be the reindeer…but…

Ringo has the Red nose..

Gee, two Beatle references in a row! Y’all saw “Reality Check,” didn’t you?

I am the egg man..I am the egg man..I am the walrus..

Well…which is it?

Didn’t Paul die in 1966?