Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 05, 2012

Bad times, bad rhymes, bad punchlines, bad rabbit !

It’s another one of Teresa’s hare-brained ideas !

Burma Shave!

“Pik-achoo” doesn’t sound quite right . . .

From a distance rabbits do look like hairs.

I posted this over on FB this morning: “The Goodwoman of the House and I watched Blazing Saddles again the other night. Hadn’t seen it for decades. Now, we both enjoyed the show… but while she sat there stone-faced and tended to her knitting, I laughed myself sick at the greatest fart scene in history, laughed until the tears came and laughed some more. This proves only one thing: I’m still 15, and I shall live forever.” So I really, really like today’s cartoon.

I’d like a T shirt like the one on the blog. Might make me look slimmer.

I just came in to see whether anybody had already said it:Bad hare day!

Rabbit-fart jokes? Is this how you celebrate your return, Teresa? I am appalled. Appalled, I tell you. Ain’t no bunnies growin’ on me!

A pair of underware….The furry kind!!

Hey, I thought bad poetry fell under my department? >:o“There’ve been good timesthere’ve been bad rhymesbut the punchline has something about the sunshine”See? Some of us are just born for it.

And apparently bad carrots.

The rabbit must have herbal diarrhea.

Next, it’ll be the alpacas’ turn to sit on his head, after eating cabbage.

His hare is apparent.

…little bunny foofoo……phff-ing on their heads…..

Frog Applause is the best of timesAnd this will be the worst of rhymesThat man perhaps should dreadThe hare that is upon his headHe is lucky it was just a fartWhen it could have been a shartRabbit pellets dribbling down your backIs really gross and that’s a factAnd it really would be sublimeIf this ended with a funny punchline.

rabbit gas is an aphrodisiac.

…on the other hand, everything is an aphrodisiac for rabbits…

Ruby’s drawing is a jewel.

I have always wanted one of Hugh’s bunnies sleeping on me.

Frog Applause Comicbad times bad rhymes bad punchlinesway more than ∑partsAnd bad haiku in the comments!

RUBY can’t draw better than I can’t draw. Or something like that.

Every time I see that guy (the bespectacled one, not his pate passenger), I think it’s Sen. Mitch McConnell!

Getting back to Hugh Hefner; that is how I think of a bunny, a hare piece.