Pickles by Brian Crane for December 19, 2012

Here’s another silly question: why did the grandson put the dinosaur in the jam?

The same reason that mine ( when small ) dropped one of his toy soldiers in to my copier.

Hey, I was lucky. He thought he’d help his mother clean up, and Fabreezed her computer keyboard.

I’m still thinking about that chocolate coated bacon. If you can find a decent tasting bacon and coat it with dark chocolate, yummm and a glass of RED wine. Way to go Earl. Good job, Brian. Dino’s in jam, not so good.

The dinosaurs have been in a jam for several millenia, now…

La Brea jam?

How else would he play La Brea Tar Pits? It’s not like they have tar around for him to use.

…and that boys and girls is why Barney is purple.

Playing tar pits?

There is a candy store in California, Marini’s that makes and sells chocolate coated bacon.

Does the kid have any friends?

Why would Nelson be playing with jam and a toy dinosaur at the same time…

Butter knife in one hand, dinosaur in the other…easy mistake.

My daughter threw her toothbrush in the toilet because she didn’t want to brush her teeth. Maybe Dino was hungry.

@ Mormon….ugh…maybe big lizard in rock band….want to jam….ugh…..

@whmIII

@J. Short

“Best post of the month…”

I agree. There aughta be a award or some sort ! (sic)

“Ought to,” people. “Ought to” means should. “Aught” means “anything” as in “Is there aught to be done?” and no one has used it since the late 17th century.

How old IS that jam?