FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 23, 2012
Transcript:
Andy: Why the big smile? Jason: You know the wrapped gifts under the tree that came in the mail from Auntie April? Andy: Yes... Jason: Well, the one with my name on it just happens to be exactly 6.25 inches wide by 2.875 inches tall by 13.125 inches long and weighs precisely 15.2 ounces! Andy: So? Jason: So those are the exact measurements of the G.I. Jim chemical warfare stinkbomb kit I've been begging for! Hee hee...I can't wait to see the look on Peter and Paige's faces when I slowly and deliberately unwrap it right in front of them. I should probably go pick fights with them now, so I'l be justified lobbing bombs right away, Christmas morning! Roger: I thought you said April bought him slippers. Andy: I can't decide if it's kind or cruel to tell him. Jason: Hey, Paige! You're ugly! Come punch me!
garfield246 almost 12 years ago
He’s going to be one sad little kid on Christmas Day.
skeeterhawk almost 12 years ago
Piling up his own coal. So much for a Christmas spirit. He’ll deserve his grief on Tuesday. Good thing it’s a comic, so we can laugh at him.
ComicRelief almost 12 years ago
I’d like a subscription to Thyme magazine myself.
KEA almost 12 years ago
never judge a gift by its wrapper
Zaristerex almost 12 years ago
He might as well check the weight while he’s at it… many e-tailers provide the weight of items now. Just to make sure they match the stinkbomb kit.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
some slippers especially the ones from ll bean are so comfortable.
tazz555 almost 12 years ago
Man i wish could see his reaction when he opens it up.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 12 years ago
“never judge a gift by its wrapper”?#Can we judge a wrapper by his/her gift?
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I don’t know who’s worse Jason or Calvin.It’s a shame we’ll never see Jason’s reaction to when he opens his present.I’m sure it’ll be a big surprise.
zwilnik64 almost 12 years ago
Frankly, getting Jason the stink bomb kit from the legitimate manufacturer would assure that the resultant stink bombs are non-toxic. Leaving it up to Jason to formulate his own stink bombs is likely to have unfortunate side effects.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
I love the ‘Hey, Paige! You’re ugly!…’ line. Just love it.
Doctor11 almost 12 years ago
This isn’t going to end well come Christmas morning.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Some of my older slippers qualify as “chemical warfare stink bombs!”
ossiningaling almost 12 years ago
Best of both worlds. Jason just needs to war the slippers for a month or so and then they’ll be ready to lob at Peter and Paige.
bmw22202 almost 12 years ago
He’s gonna be disapointed and hurt.
zack4812 almost 12 years ago
Merry Christmas, Jason!
Skateboarding Bird over 4 years ago
G.I. Jim?
LAClippers [A.S.A] over 3 years ago
Is it ok to get revenge on someone getting revenge? Think about that for a little.
kevinchang256 over 1 year ago
Jason’s going to be one sad and injured kid on Christmas morning.