Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 18, 2012

Fatten up the 6-foot-6 chick.

The life-size poster of Mimi saying “You must be this tall to try out” has worked wonders. Not a single shorty in sight.

Yep, all tall but can they even dribble?

Man hands P1, yuck.

Shelby doesn’t look that thin to me.

Is Coach Glory Mimi’s assistant? We Thor p fans could use some love and joy by her presence.

Coach em up Mimi – first time we’ve seen a Thorp do some actual coaching for years…

The girls always get the bad, small gym to practice in. The three point line crosses the center circle (and its off center). At least Steve doesn’t show any favorites. That girl’s gym has just a nice of shine as any floor in the school.

Is Mia this season’s out of country transfer? Any guesses on country of origin? Italy, Spain, Japan, China, Lower Slobbovia, Berserkistan? Will she and Scott become FWP through shared tragedy? Stay tuned sports fans, we should find out in a month or two.

Double her weight? Is Mimi recruiting for the sumo team, too?

I’ll bet Cyndy is always having to correct people’s spelling of her name.

Cyndy, short for Cyanide.

P1 – “Ri-co-laaaaa!”Pw – A good pick is a good pick, regardless of her weight. They can’t run screens because she’s thin?