Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 13, 2012

Don’t you just /hate/ it when that happens?

How about gloves?

Bellbottoms?

1. Suspenders2. Humility

Marigold is playing mind games with Phoebe. Give it up, You can’t surprise a magical unicorn anyway. Just give her a hug, and a scratch behind the ears. I’m sure she would like a gift fruit basket, if a physical gift is required.

And they’re tailored just perfectly!

…how about some grass?

I literally fell out of my chair laughing with this one!

Well now we know who weres the pants in THIS family…but yah, my dad does that to my mom a lot, gets things she thinks he doesn’t have as she’s making the list.

gemstone applicator for the pants? Giving is the science of thought and the art of unselfishness. Fortunately it can be learned..PHE thinking too much of her one-upping/being unique instead of giving something MAR already likes, or finding something MAR might like.

. Great quandary to push the humor along.

MAR may be full of herself, but I don’t believe she’ll look down her nose at anything PHE comes up with. I can’t hear her thinking ‘’Only a dumb human would give that.’’

Whatever it is I hope it causes a big disaster.

How about … a birthmark? Or a fun-house mirror?

How about giving her Dakota as a servant?

Socks and scarves.

How about makeup?

My Grandmother used to do that. Mom would have the gift bought and ready to go and Grandma would go out just before Christmas and get the same thing for herself. Would drive my Mother crazy

Okay, just read this one. HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA.

Thank you.

Lyra would be proud.