Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 04, 2013

Agnes, your fly is down.

Trout gives as well as she takes. Wiggle those ears, honey!

…is that like phone sex?

Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

You know, when I first learned “Do Your Ears Hang Low”, it wasn’t about ears. “Can you throw them o’er your shoulder/Like a continental soldier?” doesn’t fit well with ears.

Ear wax off?

“The truth is, there are men who objectify EVERY part of women’s anatomy”-Do you mean there are some men who DON’T?Now I’m confused.

The Kids Songs version:-Do Your Ears Hang Low?-Do your ears hang lowDo they wobble to and froCan you tie ‘em in a knotCan you tie ’em in a bowCan you throw them over your shoulderLike a continental soldierDo your ears hang low-Tell me ’bout your legsAre they short, are they thinAre they tall or wideIf you’re racin’ will they winDo they get you where you’re goin’Are they fast or are they slowin’Tell me ‘bout your legs-Have you got a tailThat is pretty or is plainIs it curly or straightHave you given it a nameIs it short or is it longIs it weak or maybe strongHave you got a tail-Do your ears hang highDo they stand up in the skyDo they drop down when they’re wetDo they stand up when they’re dryDo you wave them to your neighborWith a minimum of laborDo your ears hang highDo you wave them to your neighborWith a minimum of laborDo your ears hang highDo your ears hang highDo your ears hang high