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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 28, 2012
Transcript:
Roland: That's it. I got nothin' left. Ed: Understandable, but guy... you were out there fighting atheists on Christmas day itself. No one in this shop gave more! Go home and kick back for a couple weeks. I need you rested up for your redeployment. Roland: My what? Ed: The War on Easter is about to heat up.
pouncingtiger about 12 years ago
The war on Easter is a Fox News front.
Agent54 about 12 years ago
The media is the leading criminal of the English language, not the guardian it should be.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
How about a war on war?
dugharry about 12 years ago
Yep you can always tell it is Christmas â Easter eggs are in the shopsâŠ
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
Hey Fox! Halloween is coming up!
Varnes about 12 years ago
Richard, Iâll talk about itâŠ..Letâs get the Hell out of there yesterdayâŠ.
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
fox news is not journalism. they have to fill 24 hours somehow.
LeoAutodidact about 12 years ago
I find the MOST interesting thing is that all these âWARSâ are declared by politicos that NEVER got within a hundred miles of an ACTUAL Warâs front lines.
If they HAD theyâd be far more careful using it, even metaphoricaly.
greyolddave about 12 years ago
How about the war on America? 50,000 gun deaths a year, 12,000 of which are deliberate homicides. Five or six assault rifle attacks since the Sandy Hill incident.
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
I just took some kids to see a movieâ Rise of the Guardians. Great animated artwork, hokey story. Anyway, childhood heroes and villains were represented as Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Jack Frost, Sand Man, Pitch Black. We start early with giving the kids stories and metaphorical lessons to draw on. The usual concept of believing in fantasy was the important thing for the kids to take away from the movie, Rise of the Guardians. I guess I canât put it down too much, it is an important part of our culture, and it has been important historically speaking.
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
At the same time, I think perhaps those who read the bible and understand all of the concepts of it in a literal way, may be missing a larger picture. Maybe we donât have to see God as an old man with a long white beard anymore. We are all grown up now. But the little ones continue to need the Easter Bunny and so the circle continuesâŠ
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
I think Fox is too much like a Disney-themed organization to really make a big deal out of Passover, although they say they are all about our Judeo-Christian country.
William Bednar Premium Member about 12 years ago
The war on egg hunts (ala Oscar Wilde): the pursuit of the inedible by the unspeakable!
kaffekup about 12 years ago
What, no ammo to spare for St Valentineâs Day?
bagbalm about 12 years ago
How are priests like bunnies? No cheating nowâŠ
annafrances about 12 years ago
We get it Gary: You dislike Fox and the right-wing, tea partiers, etc. Move on
Coyoty Premium Member about 12 years ago
There is a very real war on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.
palos about 12 years ago
Well, at least Cupid is resting easy.
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
I guess it is a mixed blessing for artists to have such instant feedback in a comments section. They can immediately hear some who appreciate their work. They also hear from some who donât seem to understand how long it takes to do a comic strip and the way story arcs work in a published newspaper⊠Since Fox News is around 24/7, and is only a puppet for the GOP, I will never tire of someone criticizing them. After all, Fox certainly has time to get their point across, whereas it doesnât take long to read a comic strip once a day and the artist does have to take a break sometimes so a comic strip isnât published dailyâŠ
TheSkulker about 12 years ago
@thebird55Just saw your post of 12-17 asking if I had a permit.
Do now! Thanks.FYI Tom Ryan is still going (at 86!), and there may be a new (very limited edition), collection published this year or next.Rickapolis about 12 years ago
Are the yahoos REALLY still listening to Fox ânewsâ? How many lies do they need to hear beforeâŠnever mind, they are republicans. There is no such thing as âtoo many liesâ.
DavidGBA about 12 years ago
War on MLK first, then Presidents, then Valentines, then war on Saint Patty, then war on Easter!
DavidGBA about 12 years ago
Wait, forgot war on Mardi Gras!
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
ââthe trick-or-treater of today is the socialist of tomorrow.â"
That was funny, made me LOL.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 12 years ago
âŠAnd the Faux News adventure continuesâŠ
brewwitch about 12 years ago
âŠodd that Christianity names its most solemn holiday after a pagan GoddessâŠ..
pbarnrob about 12 years ago
So⊠Letâs put the War back in âWar Departmentâ (Bowdlerized in the forties to âDefenseâ Department â HA!)
Then since Rep. Dennis Kucinich of Ohio is leaving Congress, letâs all urge President Obama to take his advice and create a Department of Peace, and offer him the Cabinet job! Itâs gonna be much harder than War, but well worth doing, donâcha think?
âViolence is the last resort of the incompetent.â â Salvor Hardin, Mayor of Terminus (Isaac Asimov, Foundation)
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
I vaguely remember people trying to fight the war on war, specifically the Vietnam War, many years ago. That was a major time for fighting the war on warâŠ
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
I am enjoying this particular arc very much. Great job per usual, GT!
Carol69 about 12 years ago
calimesajim said, about 6 hours ago
This cr^p and fiscal cliff fiasco make good effort to divert attention from BENGHAZI COVER-UP!!!
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Looks like. I noticed Hill found it safe to recover from her 3 week coma for which she never found severe enough to go to a hospital that has real medical records. How convenient.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
âTaking the easy ride, ehh Garry?Dare you to draw one â just one â picture of the great prophet. Come on big man, taking on the moral majority and christian believers. Just one of Mohammed. Just one.â
Would YOU do it? If youâre so brave, then why donât YOU do it here? Using your real name. And your phone number.
Come on big man. Just one of Mohammed. Just one.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
âIâm just an open-minded fairly well educated person who keeps an open mind to all news and âŠ.â
B-b-bwahahahahahahahaha!
annieb1012 about 12 years ago
Oddly, I just heard a ponderable line on âLaw and Order SVUâ: âWhoever rants the loudest on the Internet wins.â
annieb1012 about 12 years ago
Guess it depends on what you think âwinsâ means.
doctorwho29 about 12 years ago
Sad but true