Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 18, 2013
Transcript:
Crocodile mom: Hi, Bob, this is Larry's wife, Patty... I'm afraid I've got some bad news.. Your buddy Larry died. Crocodile Bob: Died? Crocodile mom: I'm afraid so. Now I assume you have a lot of questions, but right now all I can really tell you is that the memorial will be at our house on Friday. Crocodile Bob: Can me juss ask one ting? Crocodile mom: Sure Crocodile Bob: Will dere be free beer? Crocodile mom: Thanks for being there for us, Bob. Crocodile Bob: Whoa. Me not say me going yet.
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Bob’s revenge!!I bet Larry isn’t dead at all…he’ll reappear in a week or so. Can’t wait to find out what he’s been doing.
juicebruce over 11 years ago
Larry will be back to protect his Beer from Bob !
rshive over 11 years ago
Need free chips to go with that.
finale over 11 years ago
The Dolphins couldn’t stomach Larry?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
@JDS of 01/17/13—A truckload of Old Style is on the way to Larry’s house…assuming the “Christian” Brothers don’t hijack it!
Mostly Water Premium Member over 11 years ago
My theory is that Larry won over the killer dolphin with beer and a bucket of fried chicken.
no1scouse over 11 years ago
Priorities, priorities.
corzak over 11 years ago
“oh oh an ask one more ting. Will bulls mavriks game be on beeg screen durin memoreel?”
761st over 11 years ago
Hey, we all "like " Larry! ;)
doublepaw over 11 years ago
Of course you have to have a funeral bier.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
I see where this is going: there will be a big service during which Patty will say only nice things about Larry, and then Larry will come home; he’d just gone to KFC to get some more chicken after accidentally spilling water on the floor.
NotATroll over 11 years ago
What if Patsis really did kill him off? That would be a first.
lunatics_fringe Premium Member over 11 years ago
Larry cannot be dead. Larry MUST NOT be dead.
John Falstaff over 11 years ago
Funeral witout beer ees like … ees … ees like a bad simile. Ees no gud.
pearlsarefuzzy over 11 years ago
Spoiler alert (to no one): Larry is NOT dead.
knight1192a over 11 years ago
Jumping the gun there, Patty. This is Larry. There’s a million Bobs, Bills, Biffs, and other idiot male crocs for a reason. Their replacable and not verbotene to kill. Larry is the only Larry. Naturally Larry will pull a Twain-esque move (who was it, Huck or Tom that did this, half of me says Huck and the other half says Tom) and show up at his own memorial service just to see who brought beer and how much of it he can have.
Defective Premium Member over 11 years ago
Where’s the Dolphins? And where’s Larry? They never found his body, and in cartoon physics, that means he’s not dead!
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
say it ain’t so Stephan!We want Larry! We want Larry! We want Larry!
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
Is there a buffet?
Uncle Joe Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Larry’s wife is available again.”Don’t believe those crocodile tears. She’s a man eater!
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Larry is out picking up a couple of kegs, what do you want to bet?
takkycat Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hmmmm, I know a few people like that…
juicebruce over 11 years ago
Took a look back those bones, they do look like chicken drumstick bones, not Larry bones. Larry come home ! Give yu beer.
susanwobb over 11 years ago
Larry can reappear. Tom Sawyer showed up at his own funeral. Also, Jim Finnegan woke up from the dead at his own wake (in “Finnegan’s Wake”) (the song, not the book.
bmw22202 over 11 years ago
Friends stick forver
Srover over 11 years ago
Bob’s got the right attitude!
comicgal10 over 11 years ago
NO LARRY IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Corey Cohen over 11 years ago
Bob, Larry, Bob, Larry, who can tell??
NeilCopeland over 5 years ago
“Patty”. Good to know.