Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 23, 2012

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Instead of having nightmares of addressing an audience naked, Horace has nightmares of addressing a naked audience.

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    cdward  almost 12 years ago

    When the speech coach told me to imagine the audience naked, then went to my first public speech, he couldn’t understand why I was curled up in a ball crying, “My eyes! My eyes!” Never imagine the Chamber of Commerce naked.

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    Greyhame  almost 12 years ago

    I’ve done this a couple of times. stride to the podium, sloowwwly dissolve into a silly grin and announce “It really works”

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    Simon_Jester  almost 12 years ago

    Memo to self:

    NEVER use that trick while addressing a Playboy Bunny convention

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    InTraining  almost 12 years ago

    Public speaking is not for every horse…. ! ! ! Many just stall out……

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    J Short  almost 12 years ago

    I tend to do that when talking to hot chicks.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 12 years ago

    The audience may be full of humans.

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    Kokopelli  almost 12 years ago

    I tried that once, but I forgot what I was supposed to say.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 12 years ago

    Didn’t Horace try this two years ago?

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