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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 23, 2013
January 22, 2013
January 24, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: Economics sure is a tough topic to teach yourself. Right now I'm trying to learn about about gross profits. Pig: What's there to know? Goat: Thanks for the help. Pig: They're two of the grossest.
el8 about 12 years ago
Is net profits next, Stephie?
Templo S.U.D. about 12 years ago
’nother terrible pun
Bilan about 12 years ago
Just don’t ask about bottom lines or liquid assets.
legaleagle48 about 12 years ago
The line to punch Stephan Pastis out for this particularly bad pun forms behind me.
firedome about 12 years ago
sorry…i will be in the line that shakes steph’s hand…
alviebird about 12 years ago
Eating locusts and honey sounds kinda gross to me.
blunebottle about 12 years ago
At least the’re not lying down naked to prophesy or cooking their meals over cow dung……..
juicebruce about 12 years ago
Larry come home!
rshive about 12 years ago
Gross indeed.
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
many prophets have issues(psychological, etc..).
PICTO about 12 years ago
When a prophet moons you does that mean the end is near?
Herb Thiel Premium Member about 12 years ago
I read Pearls because it makes me laugh out loud.
Stocky One about 12 years ago
Ridiculous, but hilarious!
jmartin1955 about 12 years ago
Made me laugh on panel two, I did not need pig to explain the joke.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 12 years ago
@blunebottle—And we should NOT forget Matthew 7:6!!
grayleaf about 12 years ago
Running low on ideas, Stephan?
ReadingComicsAtWork about 12 years ago
When I started reading this comic, I used to think these jokes were cheezy. These jokes are starting to grow on me now.
Kathy Freeman about 12 years ago
HA! =^..^=
Bandera_Ken about 12 years ago
In today’s world of televangelists prophets make huge profits.
legaleagle48 about 12 years ago
That’s “gay ’90s (as in 1890s).” The ’20s were “the roaring ’20s.”
mkahn about 12 years ago
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?Noah… while the entire world was in liquidation, he floated his stock.Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?Pharaoh’s daughter… one day she went down to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
Well, at least they didn’t fart.
singlefemalelaywer about 12 years ago
That’s funny, i don’t care who you are. Nice one, Patis !!
Cajtri87 about 12 years ago
Groan
ncalifgirl58 about 12 years ago
It’s stupid, but it made me laugh!
Number Three about 12 years ago
Ewwwwwwww!
xxx
corzak about 12 years ago
The Net Prophets and the Operating Prophets, while they maybe didn’t receive repeated revelations, generally had better manners.
Perkycat about 12 years ago
Love the pun!
hariseldon59 about 12 years ago
Goat doesn’t display his usual annoyed expression in the last panel. He must be getting used these puns.
Michael Ritter about 12 years ago
Answer your homophone!
schultzter about 12 years ago
More Guard Duck! Less Goat!!!
djkidkaos about 12 years ago
I want a return of my investment
Buggerlugs about 12 years ago
I never liked Highway 288 because it was two gross.
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
the space between them is the profit margin
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
Do net profits catch butterflies?
peconpie about 12 years ago
Stephen… you’re my Man!! Love puns…
bmonk about 12 years ago
Economics is easy. Any three economists will give you five opinions. And they have managed to predict seven of the last three recessions.