Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2013
Transcript:
Crocodile son: Dad, you never told me what happened to the killer dolphins. Larry the croc: Me keel dem. Crocodile son: Really? All by yourself? Larry the croc: Hahaha. Of course, son. Who else een neighbahood capable of keeling vicious dolfeen? Orca: Well, that was a refreshing breakfast.
The#1BoiseStateFan almost 12 years ago
I think Larry gave the whale $$$, what else?
StrummerFan almost 12 years ago
Hey, the Killer Whale undied!! Again!!
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Looks like he was well sated.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
Okay, no more dolphins attacking innocent crocodiles.
StrummerFan almost 12 years ago
http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2008/10/22
Took me a while to find this, but here’s one for the newer readers…
Opus Croakus almost 12 years ago
And, here’s how he died-died: http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/05/13
boreas2 almost 12 years ago
i knew it !!he was the perfect choice to get rid of the dolphins!
el8 almost 12 years ago
Sea World’s lawyer called, they want their animal acts back.
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Wait, I thought he was killed when Pig’s sea anemone enemy, who had been split in two by Rat and became Annette O’Mead and her sister Ann, tried blowing Pig up with a bomb in Project `Fried Bacon.’ Rat got up in the morning to find Pig Strapped to the bomb. Rat then took the bomb and bakked it into a meatloaf and gave it to a porcupine named Alphonse. But Alphonse hates meatloaf so he gave it to Chuckie the sheep. Chuckie re-gifted the meatloaf to Zebra. Zebra took pity on a poor predator who hadn’t had a meal in weeks. And the last we saw of the Killer Whale he was playing a harp in heaven and saying “Not who you were expecting, was it?” Pastis even said in The Crass Menagire that the Killer Whale hadn’t gotten the reaction he expected and so he killed him off at the end of this series. Only after he was gone did his fans suddenly start telling him how much they loved the character and wanted him back, though it was too late. Haven’t seen the character since then.
Until now.
Zebrails almost 12 years ago
so, un-free the undead free willie, who…
where’s Little Guard Duck and the “Pastis-Ends-All-Story-Lines- in one last blast from the past…”
I know, it’s really “The Never Ending Story” all over again.
But, gee, isn’t that really redundant?
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
ORCA! Burp!Croc! (Me tell Junior leetul white lie, make eem proud of his dad!)
Lucid Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I’ll miss the dolphins. I really liked them.
John Falstaff almost 12 years ago
Ees BEEG fishie. Hope he no hurt croks.
eddie6192 almost 12 years ago
Looks like the orca spit out the Groucho glasses.
jmartin1955 almost 12 years ago
Awesome, so funny and I should have seen that coming.
ArfArf88 almost 12 years ago
So, where do you place the crocs on the foodchain?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I believe in saving whales…and Ireland…and Scotland…and the other Celtic nations!
echoraven almost 12 years ago
Great research people!
Andrew Sofman almost 12 years ago
Orcas/Killer Whales belong to the same family as Dolphins… so is this considered cannibalism?!?
PocketNaomi almost 12 years ago
I really hope the dolphins get to come back as often as those crocs have managed to come back. I just loved those dolphins!
Arianne almost 12 years ago
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…!
DaisyKitty almost 12 years ago
Bad Dolfeens!
Moishe3rd almost 12 years ago
Well, that’s kind of creepy… The Killer Dolphins were eaten in favor over Larry the Croc?That’s just wrong!
bigal666 almost 12 years ago
The Orca is a dolphin.
catfishwithwhiskers almost 12 years ago
HE BROUGHT THE ORCA BACK!
arenceee0445 almost 12 years ago
I wanna see a series where Larry really does go to Vegas and the rest of the characters go after him to bring him home. Sort of like a demented Oceans 11 or something.
sterling3 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Excellent. My favorite character is back. This time make sure he “undies” for good!
finale almost 12 years ago
What’s next in PBSville’s menagerie? Killer Marmosets or Zombie Shrews? .BTW, Larry, THEY TOOK YOUR BEER COOLER!
rw1h almost 12 years ago
Who was wearing the nose glasses??
sandigilbo almost 12 years ago
I love all the story lines weaving in and out. It’s like a box of Russell Stover’s..@Sterling: “un-dies” has different meaning from undies..Thank you, Mr. Pastis, for your unique humor!
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
Finish the following sentence:·Actually, a whale and Larry would be a perfect match; one is Moby, and the other’s a ____
Buggerlugs almost 12 years ago
Comics mortality. How many times has Bob died?
timparenti almost 12 years ago
Looks like the whale was finally able to break through the window.http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/04/14
wynot almost 12 years ago
Please undie the dolphins too!
Number Three almost 12 years ago
I love the crocs!
xxx
GerardoDreadful almost 12 years ago
This should have looked like the final scene of Django Unchained,
Lindilu almost 12 years ago
Pastis is really certifiable! But FUNNY!
hariseldon59 almost 12 years ago
The link still works for me.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
Isn’t that the Bazooka Whale from Cow & Boy?
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Like soap operas – no one is ever REALLY dead.
jcomics52 almost 12 years ago
Hasn’t this character died multiple times?
pam Miner almost 12 years ago
think he does die many times.
StrummerFan almost 12 years ago
No problem at all! I loved his character too!
StrummerFan almost 12 years ago
You’re welcome! My pleasure.
Iwasfromrussia almost 12 years ago
Whale: I’mmm bahack! Miss me?
cyberguy almost 12 years ago
I had predicted that we’d find Larry drinking beer and eating KFC with the dolphins; didn’t see this coming. Of course, this is a much more satisfying answer
AComicReader12 almost 12 years ago
Pastis said that the killer whale is a goner in May 13, 2006 (The end strip of the Killer Whale series), when the bomb made by an anemones gone into lots of new owners, and eventually into the killer whale’s hand, and BOOM! He was gone. (See the strip using the date recorder)
Then again, why did Pastis revived the character by saying they “undied”?
MrsB521 almost 12 years ago
hooray! The Orca is back! Catching up on comics after months of being out of the loop. So happy to see the Orca!
nashyam323 almost 5 years ago
Bonus points if u noticed larry hiding in the last panel
Darth Revan II about 4 years ago
He’s back!