FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 05, 2013

Good idea, Jason.

This is why I don’t play video games – I might actually be tempted to try something from the game in real life. I’m pretty sure I’d end up just like Jason.

Turns out Real Life requires more than just great thumb dexterity!

Yeah and I can beat Tiger Woods in video golf! Wise up, Jason.

NEED More Down-Hill…

@dukedoug Some flight sims I’ve flown were harder than flying the real thing. A couple I flew in the 1990s were easier. Although the toughest task I faced was landing my ultralight in a swilling crosswind-quit a handful. Glad I didn’t wind up like Jason.

Well Jason, you just learned a valuable lesson: when you wipeout in real life it hurts a lot. Same goes for war games: there’s no re-spawning in actual warfare.

Put the swelling on ice. Oh wait, you already did!

It was “1080,” right? And before that, we had “SkiFree.” Watch out for the gray yeti, boys.

Never forget my first downhill run with a skateboard at 40 years of age. Speed picked up so quickly it scared me into taking a dive—-on purpose——. Probably didn’t go fifty feet of a two block trip. Still can’t figure how my 2 boys can do it so easily.

And I could always get the most frogs across the road.

Hence the phrase, “Please children, DO NOT try this at home.”

I was thinking the same thing.