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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 26, 2013
January 25, 2013
January 28, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: What is number twenty-six in the soldier of fortune handbook's chapter on jailbreaks? Cobra: It says 'if jailed under false pretenses, stab jailor's Achilles heel and make him walk a mile on it.' Ouch. Rip: It's just a metaphor - it means find his weakness and make him pay. How'd you like to be his weakness? Cobra: (Sigh!) The things I do to keep our marriage exciting.
Rod Gonzalez about 12 years ago
How spicy of Cobra.
Kali39 about 12 years ago
But what if the jailor is gay?
Tân Coul about 12 years ago
Are they married then? I lost track of what was real and what was the shower sequence a while back…
punchydugan about 12 years ago
This is Cobra we’re talking about. Gay or a eunich, she will do just fine.
johnrussco about 12 years ago
just like it should be Cobra and Rip in an adventure. Remember Cobra Carson Haywire can be cold hearted
StoicLion1973 about 12 years ago
Cobra will be a honeypot? Sure, she has the physical traits to be one but not really the personality. Now, if Crystal (Madame Poi’s Girl Friday) was the honeypot….vavoom!
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
Metaphorical HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans and Ripscallions!!
lecrenb about 12 years ago
I’m weak, I’m weak…!
leatherneck1 about 12 years ago
That “Soldier of Furtune Handbook” must be out of print… I can’t find it at Amazon.
Darryl Heine about 12 years ago
Why wouldn’t Rip Haywire get married?