Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 21, 2013

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    Superfrog  almost 12 years ago

    Can you do the 6 step program twice?

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    “Gimme three steps, Mister.” – Lynyrd Skynyrd

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    The Nihilist  almost 12 years ago

    Why isn’t there someone on the corner with their cellphone ready to sell you a quick and easy prescription to make it all better…

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    pcolli  almost 12 years ago

    I’ll have a lengthening and widening and then you can cure me of my p*nis envy.

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    gutodiascomics  almost 12 years ago

    Nice!

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    jreckard  almost 12 years ago

    How many steps does it take to change a light bulb?

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    That guy needs to tape his rug down better.

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    emptc12  almost 12 years ago

    My kid told me he heard that at Hollywood parties beautiful starlets not wearing panties dance on the tables. I said it’s true – they do it at all the Hollywood parties I go to. He gaped for a second, and then marked it down as yet another hopelessly lame Dad Joke.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    But what if you’re addicted to Wiley’s art work?

    What if you’re addicted to Miller’s humor?

    Is there any hope for us? Oh, the humanity….

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    TexTech  almost 12 years ago

    So is Le Clinic and Boutique where you get sent after being issued a citation by the Fashion Police?

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    dabugger  almost 12 years ago

    all that vanity…millions for nepotism but nothing for charity….

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    ncalifgirl58  almost 12 years ago

    Addictions come in all shapes and sizes.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 12 years ago

    But – where are the papparazzi? (Oh, that’s right – they’re at the courthouse for Lindsey Lohan’s latest personal appearance.)

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    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    Personally, I prefer the Texas two-step !

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    dabugger  almost 12 years ago

    Oh, Narcissus is the way of life for almost everyone….millions of $$ wasted on vanity…..

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    Rickapolis  almost 12 years ago

    Isn’t there a three step program?

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    hippogriff  almost 12 years ago

    Night-Gaunt49: The only problem is that atheism is a religion too. It is based on a faith statement that is impossible to verify or falsify.

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    roctor  almost 12 years ago

    When we travel its the 12 schelp program.

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    ramonesfan  almost 12 years ago

    I thought that Scientology was the chic Hollywood self-help program and religion

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    pawpawbear  almost 12 years ago

    Leave it to the Modernists of Hollywood to be Minimalist in their approach.

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    mistercatworks  almost 12 years ago

    Reminiscent of Cheech and Chong: “I used to be messed up on drugs. Now, I’m messed up on the Lord.”

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Huzzah!

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Huzzah, redux!

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    Caddy57  almost 12 years ago

    I never had a problem….I drank …got drunk passed out NO PROBLEM….Then I realized one day as they lowered my Father’s casket into the ground that was where I was headed…and it wasn’t going to take me 67 years to get there.

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    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    I am a firm believer in whatever works for a person is more important than the label. I have had many friends who have benefited from AA or similar programs. For others, religion or therapy was the answer.No matter, the tool used isn’t as important, as the fact that it worked in helping the someone in need of help.I just try to tell people, that just because something worked for them, ie. a belief in an organized religion and/or a god, or a specific therapy program, doesn’t mean it will work for me or others, like me.

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