Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 11, 2013

Feed him, quick! he’ll forget all about it.

At least give him a castle.

Uh oh… he knows too much.

He might have to swim with the fishes.

What?

This is just silly. Goldfish can’t talk.

Cheer him up Pig. Tell Gomer Goldfish that someday soon you’ll show him a magical porcelain gateway, where a rush of water will carry him through a wondrous underground tunnel, and guide him to a magical kingdom where everything becomes clean and purified . . .

Show him the alternative

Oh,Pig! How could you? Rat, I get it. But dear innocent Pig, keeping poor tormented Fishy in a watery prison cell, endlessly, and doing it knowingly?!I am shocked.

Maybe they should get Gomer together with Fish (from Pooch Cafe).

“Gomer,” Steph? No wonder he’s depressed.

What!?!?!? He doesn’t have the memory of a goldfish?

Now that Rat knows, Gomer’s a goner.

I bet by Friday this goldfish hatches a plan for world domination.

Golly!

“Citizen’s arrest, citizen’s arrest; for my confinement”

Ecch-Theology. The study of disgusting fish religion.

Gomer Goldfish? Larry the Groc. HMMM, why don’t Pig, Rat and Goat have first names? Pig could be Purdy Pig. Rowdy Rat and since we have Gomer, Goat would have to be Goober Goat.

I doubt that, Pig.

My memory is like a goldfish’s most of the time.

LOL xxx

Huh, I don’t get it Stephan. Where are you going with this?

Cheer up, Gomer; at least you’re not in the Marines.

Explain sushi to Goldie. That’ll shut him up.

he could’a been stuck in a platform plexiglass heel in 1978 dancing to Kung Foo Fighting!

Every time we watched our daughter’s fish for her, one would die. A particular time, her plecostomus fish (fishtank cleaner) died. We replaced it with a bigger one before she got home and told her it had eaten a lot. She never figured it out.

@Mrs. Ima actually it’s 12 seconds, I looked it up.