Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 28, 2013

What’s with this team, anyway? They keep designing plays for Cyndy Canty to take the last shot, and they never get her the ball. If Mia makes this shot, apparently while falling down, it will be a miracle. Maybe this is the Year of the Peacock.

And she’s tackled by LeBron James!

Since LeBron is french for little brother and this is the girld and this is a girls game I would think Mia was tackled by Sourette(Little Sister)

P1- “Last shot goes to you Lini.” P2 Lini/Cyndy has a GPS malfunction. P3 Momma Mia shoots….. and the cock pokes its head through the door. HRAAKK!!!

Bonk! Mia would have made it if Cyndy hadn’t stepped on her foot.

COUNT IT!!!!!!!

Of course it’s going in. Another one courtesy of the Peacock!

Let’s not kid ourselves about the storyline. Mimi is down on that gym floor admiring the fine shine and giving it a big thumbs up. Job well done once again, Luhm.

I am afraid the peacock will swat the ball away.

I know of the Exploding Eye Syndrome, but is that an exploding head in P2?

@luremanMaybe Pitino and Mimi should get together and compare notes. On second thought, Gil wouldn’t like that.

Maybe if Cyndy spent less time feeling up the Oakwood player, she would not have been stripped. Wait… maybe that would be the goal?