Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 23, 2014
March 22, 2014
March 24, 2014
Transcript:
Saleswoman: More of us are overweight and fewer of us have any money than ever before in history. Caption: In response to these two powerful trends, the fashion industry presents... Saleswoman: ...This season's must-have item: THE $450 MINI SKIRT!! Cathy: What?? Saleswoman: So tiny, only two women in America can fit into it...so expensive, only three women on the planet can afford it! For once, a look that will inspire all women to quit asking,"What's wrong with ME?" and to ask,"What's wrong with THEM??" Have the designers lost their minds?? Are they completely insane?? It's a symbol of how low they've sunk and how high we've risen! Every woman should own one! Cathy: OWN one??! Saleswoman: I said,"Must have". I didn't say,"Must wear"! Assistant: I have mine framed over the mantel!
summerdog86 over 10 years ago
For Cathy, the skirt wasn’t expensive enough to grab her attention. She’ll go and fall in love with a $500 skirt and it will live in the trunk of her car.
rgcviper over 10 years ago
AACK—I’m pretty sure my [eye-roll] today could be felt from space.
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, “Cathy” Clan.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Run, run, Cathy! Run as fast as you can! And don’t look back! No eavesdropping, either! You’ve just saved yourself $450! And you don’t even Want to know what that handkerchief would cost in 2014 dollars! =-O
mafastore over 10 years ago
My wedding gown cost half of what that skirt costs!