Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 13, 2022

Accountability is her kryptonite

You’re driving the car Cathy. Shouldn’t the keys be in the ignition ?

I had the wrong strip for yesterday

https://www.gocomics.com/cathy/2000/03/11

Good one Guisewite. The people who make you wait at the parking lot ticket booth are also the ones who often do not go right away when the traffic light turns green because they are looking for something, fixing their Google Maps or chatting on the phone. They go when the light is yellow and about to go red, thus jamming up everyone behind them….

It’s dangerous to go immediately after the light changes. I wait and still got t-boned so hard that witnesses said my car was in the air for 20 feet. I was one lane from safety; the driver was speeding and thought the light was still green.

I chuckled a bit when Cathy yelled “MORON”! I used to work in the medical field and every condition or disease is assigned a specific code (for privacy); there is a code for “moron” – it’s “F70” so you can actually call someone a “moron” – it’s an official disease!

I was behind someone stopped at a traffic light. It turned green but they just sat there. I wasn’t in a real hurry and no one was behind me, so I just waited to see if they would notice. They sat there all the way until it turned red again. I did hit my horn as soon as it turned green, though. Enough is enough.

Yep—those missing parking tickets are a pain. Personally, I keep mine under my sun visor so I always know right where they are.

HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, “Cathy” Clan.

Cathy’s got some serious road rage!

I was thinking when I read the strip that Cathy suffers from extreme parking lot rage. Like road rage but different.

I hope everyone here had a great weekend.