Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 24, 2022
April 23, 2022
April 25, 2022
Transcript:
Mom: Did you see it? Cathy: I saw it, mother. Dad: Saw what? Mom: Baby. Two tables over. Did you see the darling Easter bonnet? Cathy: I saw the darling bonnet. Mom: Did you see the adorable bunny rattle in her plump little baby fist?? Cathy: I saw the adorable rattle. Saw the plump little fist. Mom: Did you notice how blissful and completely unconflicted the proud mommy looked? Cathy: Very blissful. Very unconflicted. Mom: ...And the grandparents! Have you ever seen two happier people in your life? Saleswoman: Can I get you something to start? Cathy: Bring me a husband and make it snappy!!
Asharah almost 3 years ago
Happy Orthodox Easter!
rmercer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t complain when you end up with a snappy husband….
C almost 3 years ago
The husband store
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/7djqsk/the_husband_store_the_wife_store/
Chris almost 3 years ago
do they serve that in this restaurant?
alexius23 almost 3 years ago
Do you see the Mom exhausted by lack of sleep & constantly nursing & pumping?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m not on the menu.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Any time I feel like I missed out on the child-rearing experience, I watch one eat at a restaurant. Never, ever saw the “darling bonnet” or “adorable rattle” child. :) :) :)
this is summerdog almost 3 years ago
I’m pretty sure that you don’t need a husband.
Mr.doom almost 3 years ago
Cathy probably has the same problem many women like her have, the man that she wants, doesn’t want her, and the man that she can have, she doesn’t want.
rgcviper almost 3 years ago
Subtlety, thy name is not Cathy’s mom.
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, Clan.
hendelca Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just a teeny bit of pressure from Cathy’s mom. For Cathy that would be the wrong reason to get married.
Happy Sunday – almost Monday. Spent the day assisting the digging for the foundation for the replacement retaining wall. Concrete should be poured tomorrow and once it cures we can put the blocks back. Unfortunately with all the snow we had this winter we are in a bit of a race. The water level is rising much faster than normal and will soon be too high to work on the wall – and we have to get the wall done or suffer a lot of erosion again. We already decided that the wall in front of my property won’t be done until next spring. Ah well, did not want to do landscaping again this summer anyway.