Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 09, 2013

Inconsonant.

E-nuff!

There is no “I” in Obama.

If you don’t like I talking about Iself all the time just say something. Don’t be such a silent E.

Either of them can take the lead even without C.

We all know how old MacDonald feels about this. EI -EI-O

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh my Godard. Two characters from Alphaville. A job for Lemmy Caution.

There’s no ‘I’ in team! However, there is an ‘M’ and an ‘E’.

This is why Steve Jobs never liked the upper case i. That is.

Well I does come before E

’E’s beside himself with frustration.

Hmm, I before E EXCEPT AFTER C? Seems WEIRD to me.

Well, he has first dibs on the conversation.

Every E eats eggs each eleventh Easter. How’s that for Mr. E?

The old reading rule: when 2 vowels go walking, the first one does the talking. Haven’t thought about that in years.