Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 04, 2013

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Wiley. the little dots above the guy, in panel three…makes the whole toon, dude, well except for all the other cool parts…

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    For some reason the number three annoys me today…..Guess I should take my meds…

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    Gigantor  over 11 years ago

    And then there was the Frankenstein fusion of the two, the Tour de Trump. Thankfully, it only lasted two years. (Yes, there actually was such a race, believe it or not.)

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    If Oprah could relieve us of La Donald , who we have to annoy us with their hubris ? ( You don’t need to answer.It was a rhetorical question ! )

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    And Snooki. Please do Snooki.

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    jreckard  over 11 years ago

    I think Bob’s main complaint is seeing all that lycra … and he blames it on Armstrong’s patoot.

    Although Lycra Patoot would make a good name for a band.

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    tripwire45  over 11 years ago

    Good point, but then, I never cared anyway.

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    edward thomas Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I’d be happy if she got rid of Trump’s hair!

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    Can't Sleep  over 11 years ago

    Amen.

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    el8  over 11 years ago

    Maybe she could she us of trolls @ gocomics?

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    gosfreikempe  over 11 years ago

    Now hold on just a moment, Mr. Miller. As a devout cyclist, I object. Cycling is one of the most popular sports, spectator or participatory, in the world. I don’t meean the Tour de France, either; it has been corrupt from the top down for nearly all of its existence (e.g.: why don’t they allow recumbents?) there are other races, on- and off-road, that are a LOT more interesting. And it’s easier to get involved in cycling – especially non-competitive cycling – than almost any other sport. Disclosure: my trusty Apollo Prestige touring bicycle will be 29 years old in April.

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    wicky  over 11 years ago

    The voices, listen to the voices.

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    jimsizemore1405  over 11 years ago

    I know the Nixon look a like is a on going character – but what’s the connection?

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    NoCents  over 11 years ago

    It turns out that “the news” is whatever the editors decide to put IN the news. They decide what you need to read even though you may not give even a little patoot about it. And news that is free (as in “they don’t have to work hard for it”), is what they really love. Anyway, I think I lost my patoot a long time ago.

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    tinhutjohn  over 11 years ago

    I’ve got a little list. I’ve got a little list. And there’ll be none of them be missedThere’ll be none of them be missed G&S

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    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    Now Bob, you is ‘right on’…..

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    Intophaloblue  over 11 years ago

    Oh please, please, pretty please!!!!

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    elbeck  over 11 years ago

    And Bob’s drinking mai tai’s?

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    dsiskind Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Some of us do care about cycling. It’s baseball and football that are totally lame.

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    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago
    I have a pony tail, and if I flip over my head, I look just like Donald, ……I’m off to get a haircut
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    fredhetz  over 11 years ago

    It would be nice if some posters here didn’t make everything political.

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    DavidGBA  over 11 years ago

    Nature abhors a vacuum.

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    BloomCo  over 11 years ago

    Need to add Al Gore to the list.

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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    Should America be so free with its patoot giving? I personally plan to hold back some patoot for myself next time. A little patoot is handy to have around. And – in honor of Beyonce – its patootilicious!

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    chriscc63  over 11 years ago

    He I like cycling and I do watch the Tour De France!

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    Miba  over 11 years ago

    I hate Oprah and her “I want my minions to spread forth and empty all grocery stores of _____!!!!” Do you have any idea what it’s like to come in to work only to find the entire yogurt section is empty and there’s no more in back and no more coming for 2 more days because she suddenly decided that she had a yogurt smoothie recpie? Or what it’s like to have to throw away half the meat in the meat department because it rotted because she said meat is bad? Or to suddenly start selling eggs like it’s Easter cause she has an egg nog recipe? You’d think large amounts of sales is a good thing but it’s not. Not when it’s random. For example, Saturday morning you go in to find the yogurt is empty, so you need to order way more than normal. Only thing is the order went out Friday and the next order isn’t open until Monday and Friday’s order isn’t going to be enough when it comes in. So the order on Monday that is going to fix all this doesn’t come in until Wednesday, and won’t be broken down and worked until Thursday. So you basically have to spend nearly a week without yogurt, which makes quite a few people mad, and gets the manager in serious trouble for not magically knowing this would happen.

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    lw584  over 11 years ago

    It’s the simple things like this that make you realize Wiley Miller is a genius.

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    angusdad  over 11 years ago

    Let’s not forget the cast of Jersey Shore, The Housewives of… etc. Who cares?

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    joegeethree  over 11 years ago

    I like watching “Le Tour de France.” Great scenery on TV and it becomes a travel show.

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    Caddy57  over 11 years ago

    Has anyone noticed that anything Oprah ever does seems to center on some form of benefit to her? THAT is the main reason I cannot stand her….OR her alter ego David Letterman…He was ready (he said) to step in and take over her daytime talk show…and it never happened….coul it be that he is too much hot air and ego to follow through?

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 11 years ago

    Bob, you are the wind beneath my wings. If she could get rid of Donald Chump I could die happy right now.

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    Julie-21  over 11 years ago

    Who are these people you speak of? Armstrong, Oprah, Trump?

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    Dtroutma  over 11 years ago

    Trump does represent the ultimate in “doping” in America.

    My daughter and son-in-law are fanatic cyclists, in good physical condition so it’s “healthy” activity. Old age and treachery have greatly reduced my own cycling activity, but it still beats jogging or running when it comes to damage to the joints, etc.

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    prrdh  over 11 years ago

    …and President of the United States, but I repeat myself. (Apologies to Mark Twain).

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    Banjo Evans  over 11 years ago

    I wish she’d interview herself.

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    beaver48612  over 11 years ago

    She has her share of stupid reality shows on OWN.

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    Slatsmagee I  over 11 years ago

    And obama….

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    Cofyjunky  over 11 years ago

    LOL! Yes!

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    vwdualnomand  over 11 years ago

    if you want to follow an armstrong, follow neil or louie, not some guy who cycled around france hopped on drugs.

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    K M  over 11 years ago

    Pity she can’t rid us of Barry.

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    jimsizemore1405  over 11 years ago

    That SOB was alot of things and none good! I think if Nixon had been properly investigated he would have gone to jail for a very long time. He was more than a crook he sanction murderer!

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    ramonesfan  over 11 years ago

    Oprah isn’t bad, but the greatest American living today is Harry Avakian

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Just let her interview and then get rid of Rush.

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    Panekbutton Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I could not agree more! Let’s all fire Trump! He is one truly annoying man with bad hair.

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    pbarnrob  over 11 years ago

    Most of these names are a cue; that it’s time to change the channel – maybe to OFF.

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    bdviets  over 11 years ago

    Wiley is an obvious LIBERAL DEMOCRAT

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    steelersneo  over 11 years ago

    Maybe she could interview David Beckham and finish this soccer crap once and for all.

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    Victor the Crab  over 11 years ago

    I see stupid people here wanting to get rid of Obama. Perhaps Oprah can make them go away.

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    darthere  over 6 years ago

    If only it could have happened

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