Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 31, 2013

LOL!! That’s great!

Unicorn butts are made of muscle and happiness.

I’ll never be able to follow a horse trailer again without laughing!

The drivers behind you do no appreciate what happens after the horse lifts its tail. Do you know what happens when that load of manure flies out at 70 mph?

She likes to rollerskate? Dana we have to see that PLEASE!

I love it! Marigold is awesome!

I would think mooning traffic (and everything else for that matter) wouldn’t be a problem for Marigold, trailer or no trailer. Just turn and lift tail.

Ah Marigold, you do have a mischievous side.

Yikes!

I think we all wish we could do that.

“They ride around on us; they kick us while we’re peein’; you think they’d shove our a$$es out of a truck?” —Jerry Seinfeld’s idea of what horses say to each other

When Mister Ed was trailered to the studio by Les Hilton, Alan Young could tell what mood he was in.

If his tail was tucked inside the trailer, he was just kicking back.

If his tail was flying in the breeze, he was looking forward to arriving at the studio!

(Alan used to follow the trailer in a sponsored Studebaker.)

:-)

I figured the joke would be something about Marigold texting without thumbs, but I did like the way it ended up being!

My one horse, Sam, was a 16.2h, 2,000 lb registered Belgian. When I trailered him, trust me, anyone behind us got the true full moon effect! ::grins::

Seems that Marigold loves to show off her “blank flank”. :P

i used to like text messages

Since when has she ever been in a horse trailer? Haha.