Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 24, 2013
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Arlo: There are five states where the highest elevation is less than 1,000 feet. Can you name them all?* Janis: Um...Florida? Arlo: Very good! That's one! Janis: Hawaii? Arlo: Oh, no! Not even close! Janis: Iowa? It's flat! Arlo: Nope! Janis: I guess if I really wanted to know, I'd just Google it. *ArloAndJanis.com. Arlo: Search engines have demystified the trivia buff.
tfreim912 over 11 years ago
Colorado is the Highest State in the nation, and not just because we legalized recreational marijuana use. But we probably did that from lack of oxygen to the brain.
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
It’s overrated and a waste of time. Kinda like eating and going to the bathroom.
Doctor_McCoy over 11 years ago
How many presidents had IQs under 100?
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 11 years ago
The highest point of Michigan is Mount Arvon (almost 2000 feet) and the low point is the Detroit Lions. Sorry, couldn’t resist!
finale over 11 years ago
I think that the highest point in Indiana is one of the buildings in Indianapolis.
chassimmons Premium Member over 11 years ago
@kea: No, Kansas is NOT flat as a pancake. Those “plains” are mostly rolling hills. True, very low hills, their slopes are not steep, but in most of the Kansas that I’ve been in, you can’t see more than 2 or 3 miles, even if you are 20 feet off the ground. You can’t say that about any place in Florida that I’ve seen.
annamargaret1866 over 11 years ago
Sometimes the comments are more interesting than the comic.
GreatOHera over 11 years ago
Grant Wood didn’t paint a FLAT Iowa! There are nice, roundy hills on the east and west sides, just flat farmland in the middle.
Varnes over 11 years ago
happytinkerbelle, that’s true, it’s 1 foot taller than Mt. Curwood, which used the be the tallest, until they did a resurvey in 1982. Arvon..1979 ft…..Mt. Curwood…1978 ft. One foot. So, as an example of how Yoopers have a little time on their hands…..People have started piling up rocks on the top of Mt. Curwood, to make it the highest point in Michigan…All they need is a couple of feet, right?….Wrong. There are other people piling up rocks on Mt. Arvon to keep it the highest..Strangest contest I know….I’m pretty sure it has something ton do with cabin fever…
unca jim over 11 years ago
And after I won the Kurwood Derby, I climbed Mount Dora in Florida. Exhausting afternoon.
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
Woo hoo! I got ‘em, too, without looking. I knew it had to be a coastal state, and have been through Alabama’s version of mountains.
Dr_Fogg over 11 years ago
From the Indianapolis Monthly "Q: What’s the highest point in Indiana? Could it be construed as a mountain?Richard V., Bloomington
A: The honor belongs to Hoosier Hill, which “soars” 1,257 feet above sea level. If you want to attempt an ascent, leave your pitons, oxygen bottles, and North Face climbing gear at home. Though on paper Hoosier Hill’s height sounds fairly impressive, a geographical technicality makes it less so in person. Its location in Wayne County, on the Indiana-Ohio border, already boasts a high (for these parts) elevation. For Hoosier Hill to claim the title of the state’s highest point, all it has to do is poke up just a little bit higher than the surrounding terrain. Which it does. To the tune of about 30 feet.
So while anyone who “summits” the hill (there’s a picnic table where you can recover from the journey) basically feels like they’ve climbed a very modest slope, they are in fact standing 1,257 feet above sea level—about 400 feet taller than Indianapolis’s Chase Tower, the tallest building in the state.
It could be worse. Florida’s highest point, Britton Hill, is only 345 feet tall. Illinois’s is only 1,235 feet. And in Mississippi, the highest point is some dirt pimple called Woodall Mountain that’s barely above sea level at all. Oh, well—what can you expect from a state that’s basically just a big trailer park?" Ouch…
Tandembuzz over 11 years ago
@chassimmons:
Actually, Kansas is FLATTER than a pancake! A recent topological experiment in which they scaled-up a pancake to match Kansas showed the pancake to be extremely convoluted terrain (think of all the bubble holes, etc.).
I guess that makes many other states flatter than a pancake, too!
iced tea over 11 years ago
I’ve been to Illinois several times. It’s really flat there. How come it doesn’t rank?
hippogriff over 11 years ago
Make a scale model of the earth one foot in diameter and it will be as smooth as a bearing ball.
Walkdad2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
I would guess that extreme northwestern Illinois has elevations that exceed 1000 feet. U.S. 20 from Freeport to Galena is very hilly.
surveyingsam Premium Member over 11 years ago
Our house is at 4000’.
Canoe-full over 11 years ago
veloroutes.org says I am at 1607’
el8 over 11 years ago
Let’s not forget the state of depression.
water_moon over 11 years ago
I used to live in a super low valley, at 4600ish feet. Before that my hubby lived on a tall bluff, it was almost 100 ft above sea level!
Bwahahaha! over 3 years ago
Good!
jrgtr42 almost 3 years ago
guessing it’s southeast. |I know Florida is one. Guessing Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama and Arkansas?