Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 13, 2013

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    He did just what the sign said…

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    BenderSastre  almost 12 years ago

    Her face SPLIT. The skin and hair fell off of her face, so there was nothing left, but a SKULL! Orange light came from her hair and lit all around. And FIRE shot from EYE SOCKETS and to burn his stomach . . .

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    Bilan  almost 12 years ago

    Next, Eva will show him a thing or two with a knife.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 12 years ago

    Liō’s become a vandal!

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    jreckard  almost 12 years ago

    Paper – the first anniversary gift.

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    Sisyphos  almost 12 years ago

    Lio is all boy, is he not? Eva Rose will take advantage of this handicap and again crush his profession of love.

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    specinss  almost 12 years ago

    Interesting. Eva did not immediately destroy Lio’s token of affection. What’s up??

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    rmacprivate  almost 12 years ago

    Probably not. Even though she treats him like dirt, she’s thinking that the jerk should have come across with more than that.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    You the man Lio.

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    skipper1992  almost 12 years ago

    I actually did something similar to this about seven years ago. I and my girlfriend developed a code word for, generally, anything related to our future plans: “spices.” (“a coworker showed me a really nice spice rack she got from Jared’s” … etc. The idea was to not artificially inflate her son’s hopes.) So, on our anniversary, I gave her a can of parsley. But, unlike Lio, the actual “spice” was taped to the back of it … and for those wondering about the rest of the story, our sixth anniversary is a little over 4 weeks away.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    This will not work Lio.

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    Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    It is so hard to get on with your life when the one you love says ‘No’.

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    billdi Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Even Eva pauses to consider the possibility of a real diamond…

    naw!

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 12 years ago

    I used this last year but still rings true:Marriage is a 3-ring circus.First the Engagement ringSecond the Wedding ringThird the Suffer ring

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    bopard  almost 12 years ago

    kid needs to sharpen the knife to get the point across

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