Her face SPLIT. The skin and hair fell off of her face, so there was nothing left, but a SKULL! Orange light came from her hair and lit all around. And FIRE shot from EYE SOCKETS and to burn his stomach . . .
I actually did something similar to this about seven years ago. I and my girlfriend developed a code word for, generally, anything related to our future plans: “spices.” (“a coworker showed me a really nice spice rack she got from Jared’s” … etc. The idea was to not artificially inflate her son’s hopes.) So, on our anniversary, I gave her a can of parsley. But, unlike Lio, the actual “spice” was taped to the back of it … and for those wondering about the rest of the story, our sixth anniversary is a little over 4 weeks away.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
He did just what the sign said…
BenderSastre almost 12 years ago
Her face SPLIT. The skin and hair fell off of her face, so there was nothing left, but a SKULL! Orange light came from her hair and lit all around. And FIRE shot from EYE SOCKETS and to burn his stomach . . .
Bilan almost 12 years ago
Next, Eva will show him a thing or two with a knife.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
Liō’s become a vandal!
jreckard almost 12 years ago
Paper – the first anniversary gift.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Lio is all boy, is he not? Eva Rose will take advantage of this handicap and again crush his profession of love.
specinss almost 12 years ago
Interesting. Eva did not immediately destroy Lio’s token of affection. What’s up??
rmacprivate almost 12 years ago
Probably not. Even though she treats him like dirt, she’s thinking that the jerk should have come across with more than that.
The Reader Premium Member almost 12 years ago
You the man Lio.
skipper1992 almost 12 years ago
I actually did something similar to this about seven years ago. I and my girlfriend developed a code word for, generally, anything related to our future plans: “spices.” (“a coworker showed me a really nice spice rack she got from Jared’s” … etc. The idea was to not artificially inflate her son’s hopes.) So, on our anniversary, I gave her a can of parsley. But, unlike Lio, the actual “spice” was taped to the back of it … and for those wondering about the rest of the story, our sixth anniversary is a little over 4 weeks away.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
This will not work Lio.
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member almost 12 years ago
It is so hard to get on with your life when the one you love says ‘No’.
billdi Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Even Eva pauses to consider the possibility of a real diamond…
naw!
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
I used this last year but still rings true:Marriage is a 3-ring circus.First the Engagement ringSecond the Wedding ringThird the Suffer ring
bopard almost 12 years ago
kid needs to sharpen the knife to get the point across