Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 13, 2013

I’m sure the teacher will be positatively frazziliated with glimfulness, when she broculises its blazoning smartificulation.

The principal, however, will be more frumivilant.

She probably wrote:’Twas brillig, and the slithy tovesDid gyre and gimble in the wabe:All mimsy were the borogoves,And the mome raths outgrabe.

@SUSAN NEWMAN- Bet you hit a fish in that barrel too, every time you shoot.

There was an old party game with words we used to play. On a sheet of paper, write three columns of words; preferably all outlandish. Each person gets to pick a word from each column. Then they make up a sentence using that three-word combination. Presto! An instant political statement.

@rshive:You are quite right. I love his nonsense poems.

@J. Short:Yes, that makes for a nice poem indeed. Although I could also use my native language (Dutch) and nobody would understand a word.

I have a colleague at work that tries to sound smart by being verbose, and occasionally makes up words by accident. His latest, technitionist. Yeah, sounds real smart.

O freddled gruntbugly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchitd on a lurgid bee,

I had gabbleblotchitd once. Nasty stuff.

Word! sUCh s0 WicKeD!!! .Worried now. oTHerS sound sane. ….. So off to the Principal we all must skip! Crowded is Office his.