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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 13, 2013
Transcript:
Alex: Anything I need to know about the washer? Jeff: No, works fine. So what are you in town for? Alex: I've got a meeting tomorrow at DARPA. Jeff: What's DARPA? Sounds vaguely familiar. Alex: Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. Jeff: Oh, right. What did they invent? Something awesome... Alex; the internet. Jeff: No, that's not it. It was like some kick-ass Bond gadget.
Linguist about 12 years ago
A DARPA interview ? Sheâs not just a pretty face.
The Nihilist about 12 years ago
Reason there is a job opening can be said in one word â sequestrationâŠ
The rats have already left the sinking ship
GrimmaTheNome about 12 years ago
Funny old world â the combined genius of US defense scientists and European physicists allows people across the world to comment on cartoons.
38lowell about 12 years ago
Did they give us Drones and Benghazi?Boiled down: Hillary?Or is that our secret weapon?Weâre doomed!!
beprepn about 12 years ago
Looks like Trudeau is a little miffed at Mr. Gore for taking $100,000,000 in oil money from Al Jazeera for his network.
Al Gore: âI took the initiative in creating the internet.â
michael pokrivnak about 12 years ago
The whole right is reactionary. Duh.
Beleck3 about 12 years ago
whatever else can be said about the Right, they control the World through their stupidity , hatred and fear and unwillingness to accept others as humans.. a small group of people determined to fuck up everybody else. and very good at doing it. Credit the Right for what they do, even if it ainât pretty.
Margaret Mead said a small group of people can change the world. The Right proves how their stupidity, hatred and fear can unleash such unmitigated evil. LIberals sold out to the Right to help them finish the rest of us off.
jdenova about 12 years ago
I love how weâre hiding the pregnancy like a bad Soap on TV!
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
I want to know if the twins are already blogging and if that will hurt their security clearance.
William Bednar Premium Member about 12 years ago
Didnât DARPA invent âTangâ too? Oh, wait, that was another deparment. Sorry!
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
I donât think the pregnancy is being hidden. The characters donât have to refer to her being pregnant in every strip, they have other things to doâŠ
pathfinder about 12 years ago
I go back far enough that my first use of internet-type connectivity was text only bulletin boards on Usenet.
peabodyboy about 12 years ago
No, you and Homer Simpson are wrong. Gore never said he invented the internet. But thatâs ok. Donât let the truth interfere with your ideology and your fantasies.
Linguist about 12 years ago
Also, super-talented people wouldnât put up with being a govt employee â and earning a fraction of what they could in industry.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I donât know what youâre smoking in your pipe dream but there are thousands of very bright and talented people who work for the Federal Government in one capacity or an other. Many brilliant scientists are the recipients of government funding for crucial projects in science, medicine, defense etc. This makes them government employees.Ideas and discovery are far more important than making lots of money . Sure, many could make more in industry but would not have the intellectual freedom they have now.Not all people, especially the super-talented, are as self-serving as you would have us believe.
krisjackson01 about 12 years ago
Here is what Gore said: http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.aspIn short, he claims, rightly, that he supported the development of the Internet, which was indeed the collaborative effort of a lot of agencies and individuals.
Potrzebie about 12 years ago
I heard that DARPA is working on a spacehsip that will launch troops around the world in a few hours. It will be a single use ship though. Which means that when they land, they will be on their own until major forces arrive.
fritzoid Premium Member about 12 years ago
(From yesterday)@ T.E. LAWRENCE: âWhen is Jeffrey going to become an interesting character? Heâs got the maturity of a five-year-old, the ambition of a skid-row bum, the sense of entitlement of a welfare queen, and personality of a three-toed sloth.â
You donât find that interesting?Likeable", no. âInterestingâ, yes.
jimsizemore1405 about 12 years ago
MSM news has always been to the right followed by PBS and NPR as for balance news anywhere, its slim pickens or none at all.
jimsizemore1405 about 12 years ago
-the sounds not heard isnât the pleading for entitlement or welfare â itâs for a fair shake in our common pursuit of wellbeing.
GerardoDreadful about 12 years ago
Studying at MIT surely pays off.
watashi73 about 12 years ago
Yep, it was the losers that did this kind of stuff. These were the schmucks out there wasting their time providing goods and services all the while inventing the integrated circuit, internet, GPS (the military Initially called it PLRS for position locating reporting system) and personal computers etc,etc, etc. The real winners were the arts/polysci/etc geniuses unable to calculate trajectories to Jupiter who decided to transform the country and spent their time infiltrating the institutions that influence public opinion meaning the academic, entertainment, and mainstream media sectors. They now own all that stuff and run the country, and by focusing on giving free stuff away paid for by the losers (ie; the 50% ârichâ who are taxpayers) will continue to do so until the whole shebang collapses around our ankles. Trudeau and his Doonsebury team along with their fans represent the âwinnersâ if that term means anything in a civilization slowly deteriorating while running on whatâs left of the fumes the âlosersâ provided in the preceding generations.
Uncle Joe about 12 years ago
âUh⊠check out DARPA, OK. Most of itâs âworkâ is accomplished through contracting. The bulk of it is ground-breaking research, paid for with tax $, but performed by contractor/company scientists.âMost of the âground breakingâ research is done at universities like Stanford & MIT. These are the advanced researchers who are funded by DARPA, not corporate employees.The corporate world is good at finding novel, productive uses for publicly funded research, but not good at making breakthroughs. Most breakthroughs have no immediately obvious profit potential & get little support from the Private Sector.
kaffekup about 12 years ago
While I prefer not to categorize people as âwinnersâ and âlosersâ, I do believe this generation (and the older people âleadingâ it are riding on the efforts of the previous generation. They built a great country, and our thanks is to let the infrastructure crumble, all for the benefit of short-term profit for people who will never be able to acquire enough money to fill the emptiness inside.
Carol69 about 12 years ago
Al and the internet is sort of murky but he did claim he and then ex were the inspiration for the " Love Story " . That is a disturbing image.
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dalbino83 about 12 years ago
@LinguistWell, she DID go to MIT!
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
Six finger, six finger, man alive, howâd I ever get a long with five?
ironflange about 12 years ago
First it was Uncle Stupid-Head, now this.
kaffekup about 12 years ago
Love how the wingnuts cling to their pathetic misinformation as their ship goes down.
jack fairbanks about 12 years ago
Astolat about 12 years ago
Late to this, but for the record, the Internet would be a set of pages listing file directories if it hadnât been for a Brit, Tim Berners-Lee at CERN, who invented the World Wide Web and its protocols. True academic that he is, he didnât patent it, instead he gave it free to the world.
Kip W about 12 years ago
We have a newfangled washer. 95% of the time, the settings are. âOnâ and âGo.â