Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 23, 2013

He ran longer because of the wind from his tail.

He also looks like he lost a bit of weight.

Fiber is important, but maybe AFTER the run!

Fuel for the afterburner.

Exercise is wonderful….My Uncle started walking when he was 67….And he just kept going…Haven’t seen him since…

Pffffffttt…gas power!

I certainly wouldn’t want to get carried along in his slipstream.

This explaines track runners starting crouch.

And he’s saving it for you.

If the burrito includes pine nuts, I guess that makes it a woodwind.

We can only hope that what happened on the run, stays on the run (and that he doesn’t get the runs, no?).

That gives us an interesting question: Did any U.S. astronauts from the Mercury, Gemini, Apollo, and the Shuttle missions (of which I’ve saw them all) ever “let one go” while in outer space

Beans, beans – the musical fruit!The more you eat the more you toot.The more you toot the better you feel,So eat your beans at every meal!.Beans, beans – are the legumeThat gives a runner some extra zoom.So what, it causes climatic change?So do millions of cattle out on the range..Beans, beans – a gaseous sourceAs bad as alfalfa fumes from a horse.If the world’s end comes from the butts of livestock,The CO times 2’ers are in for a shock..Beans, beans – the downfall of ManMight stem from a thing you can hold in your hand.If methane could be saved as an energy source … But Congressional gas would continue, of course.

It’s one of to songs that come to mind. Billy Joel’s “Don’t Forget Your Second Wind.” The other is Bob Seeger’s “Against the Wind.” Better the former than the latter.

Nothing like a little bean booster to get your day going!

re: space suits – check out Donovan’s “The Interglaactic Laxative”

I am getting worried about Wiley. He has been doing strips lately, that cannot possible be taken as political. Not that some folks don’t keep trying. Has the old boy lost his nerve? Or has he decided that it just isn’t worth all of the acrimony.

that won’t help to lose weight.

…and broke it.

Mr. Windrunner blows, while Mrs. Windrunner sucks (the vacuum does, anyway).

I had surgery a few days ago. After experienceing some episodes of ten to fifteen seconds of flatulence, I am so glad to continue the almost bland diet I am on now. They have been so bad that my granddaughters would say it was gross and then crack up laughing. I suppose this too shall pass.

Thank you, Wiley, for pointing out that runners need to be subjected to emissions testing just like automobiles.

If you feel my recent post was TMI, please forgive.

never follow a jogger close behind…

Burritos and a match will reduce your mile time by at least 10%…..

It’s come to this? Flatulence jokes? NS is better than this — or should be.

Nothing like running on natural gas….I just feel sorry for anyone following too close behind this guy….especially if they try to light a cigarette in the direct airstream…..BOOM!

And the extra fiber would hasten the return trip…especially if you don’t want to get caught with your britches down!

I hate to eat and run.

Some people like that sort of thing, so you might be.

There are, or have been, cultures that think a huge belch or fart soon after dinner is the supreme compliment to the host and the cook. It takes a lot of people to make a world. We in the USA are only are only around five percent of the worlds population, so, we should gwet over ourselves.

Second wind? Yeah, bean burritos will do that!

John Pike said: “I suppose this too shall pass.” ROFLMAO! Snerk! John, did you purposely say that? :-D

Big Snerk, back at ’ya! LOL!

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