Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 28, 2013

That’s our Cliff!

Smother him with a $90 pillow.

Pam, you should have gone out on that Valentine’s date with Cliff. Then he would have only charged $50.

So who can run faster, Cliff, Pam or the Space squid? knowing the answer to this question could have saved Pam 90 bucks … but of course being Pam she wants the gun anyway

Next time feed Cliff to the space squid.

I’m sure she’ll have a bit of charge left in the pistol for Cliff.

surprised the gun is even loaded.

She has 90 dollars on her because she knows Cliff.

And Cliff finds out that payback can be a Pam . . . ☻

All she needs to know is that she has a functioning ray gun, and Cliff is now unarmed. Also, because they are in some sort of space military, Cliff can probably be brought up on charges of treason. So Pam, use that gun to either arrest him (boring) or make him dance the “give me my money back” dance.

Cliff’s a regular Ralph the doorman (Remember him from The Jeffersons ?

Now Cliff has money he can use to impress Pam the next time he asks her out on a date.

Pam already has some nice pillows.

You might be surprized how quick Cliff can make a refund looking at the business end of a phaser..\\//_

Why didn’t Pam just use Cliff as a club to beat the space squid senseless. There is no way to beat Cliff senseless. He is already there.

Silly Pam. You could have just taken the ray gun from his corpse, thus solving two problems at once.

Cliff is abornnnnnnnnn loser scum of the earth.Fat , ugly and repulsive.