FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 10, 2013
March 03, 2013
March 17, 2013
Transcript:
Peter: What's with the "Rocky" music? Jason: I'm in training. "Heart of the Swarm" goes on sale this week. Peter: Is that the Starcraft expansion? Jason: Yeah, I really want to hit the ground running on Tuesday when it comes out. I've got the new hotkeys memorized, charts and graphs for every conceivable build order, my apm is somewhere between Swedish and Korean, and for the games where I lose, I've come up with some seriously BM rageout moves. Peter: You do realize you're speaking gibberish? Jason: Hey, can you help me practice this one thing? It's actually super important. Peter: I'm horrible at Starcraft. Jason: That's ok, just read what's on this card over and over. Peter: No, you can't have $40 for a video game. Jason: Mommm, pleeease? Peter: No, you can't have $40 for a video game. Jason: Mommm. pleeease? Peter: No, you can't - Jason: Now start getting angrier.
Bittermelon of Truth over 11 years ago
Jason will flip his lid when he hears about “Shroud of the Avatar”… hint
jhampa over 11 years ago
Incredible how we all know gibberish, eh! I wonder if it is PS3 or 360 or PC. More texting shorties
Waddling Eagle over 11 years ago
Starcraft is a Blizzard franchise that runs on PC and Mac. Personally, I hate it. The characters use the worst language imaginable. It gets real old, real fast. Clearly the game is targeted toward 12 year old potty-mouths.
Mickeylacey over 11 years ago
Huh!!!!
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
Maybe I’m used to Jason because I’ve read the strip for years (before it was Sunday-only). Yet, I find him much less annoying that that Caufield kid from Frazz. Yet they both have the need to show off their intelligence.
gnerdrage over 11 years ago
i understood every word lol
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
since the expansion is debuting this tuesday, that might be an opportune time for north korea to launch their attack on the south….
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
“Angrier. Angrier!”
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Obsessing much, Jason?
zoidknight over 11 years ago
Or just wait for it to go on sale.
CrypticWizard over 11 years ago
Not true…Bart and Lisa Simpson were created in 1987, but this strip started in 1988.
AnonymousUser over 11 years ago
Maybe Jason can convince his mother to think Zerglings are cute.
agrattan0820 over 11 years ago
He got it all planned out. I though like the Rocky music.
Dannydenny over 11 years ago
Those gamers. I spend my time doing reports.
gmweasley over 11 years ago
ironically, there’s a Starcraft ad right next to this for me.
HankTheSock over 11 years ago
Hahaha. I miss the daily Foxtrot strips.
Drathe over 10 years ago
As I explained it to my parents: The coffee you enjoy for about 10 minutes every morning is costing you $1.75 every day. The cable TV you enjoy for an hour or less every day is costing you just over $2 a day. The games that I am enjoying for 2-3 hours every day is costing me less than $0.50 a day. It is NOT an expensive habit
Boxo croco says happy derby over 4 years ago
Which song?