Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 23, 2013

Moo-ie woo-ie?

Dietary fiber?

In the background I hear Tug McGraw. When asked if he preferred AstroTurf or grass he said “I don’t know, I never smoked AstroTurf.”

salt lick in every box

See milk for cereal plentiful !

the hearbreak of turf tongue!

Leads to astro piles patties . . . .

Don’t inhale, chew carefully. (You might be President someday.)

“I can’t believe it’s GMO Corn!”