Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 14, 2013
Transcript:
Benjamin Franklin: I'm going back to my mailman master! Boomer: Wait, don't go! Poncho: Your master isn't human! Poncho: He's an evil space alien! Boomer: And he speaks to the mother ship through mailboxes! Poncho: And they're plotting the subjugation of life on earth! Benjamin Franklin: That's all nonsense! Poncho: WAIT! Poncho: Can you get him to deliver this warranty card for me?
pcolli over 11 years ago
But, Poncho; it’ll be delivered by an evil alien postman.
Hillbillyman over 11 years ago
Deliver it yourself buckoo!!!
WDemBlk Premium Member over 11 years ago
About the other day & where he’d have ended up if digging through. If he kept the save latitude it would be China or Russia (not quite sure where they live). If going through the true diaganal it would be in the Indian Ocean. That would really be cute- emptying the ocean & flooding Canada!
T_Lexi over 11 years ago
Ben Franklin finally wises up… I knew he was a smart pup!
“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor Poncho stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”
lily245pj over 11 years ago
Glad you are going home and away from the bad influences’. Your master will be happy to see you.
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
B.F. Says, “Besides, it’s my dinner time.”
Mickeylacey over 11 years ago
Poncho…so there is a use for mailmen after all !!! What did Poncho buy that has a warranty?
route66paul over 11 years ago
The only difference the Indian Ocean flooding Canada would be the salt water glaciers…..