Matt Bors for April 23, 2008
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Transcript:
FLPN Flag Lapel Pin News The most trusted name in flag pins! Male News Anchor: Tonight's top story... What do Karl Marx, Dracula and Barack Obama all have in common? Female News Anchor: They don't wear flag pins and must be killed with a stake through the heart? Male News Anchor: BINGO! "Then, we'll look at the hot, new flag pin on the market - it sprays acid to dissolve the insufficiently patriotic!" Man: Don't melt on my shoes. TSSSS Male News Anchor: And in international flag pin news, North Korea executed nine people today for not wearing their Kim Il Sung lapel pins. Female News Anchor: They IMPALE them on jumbo pins, Steve. It's quite beautiful! Male News Anchor: NEXT: flag pin genital piercings. Female News Anchor: DO ASK, DO TELL!
