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Matt Bors for March 21, 2008
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March 24, 2008
Transcript:
An Israeli professor who loves tripping on psychedelics has claimed Moses was HALLUCINATING when God gave him the ten commandments. Professor: The Old Testament God gave off some harsh vibes so I'm thinking this was a BAD trip. This would add weight to the fringe theory that Moses did not actually have a conversation with a burning bush. Burning Bush: GO FREE THE JEWS! Complete lack of vocal cords. So far, God has refrained from making a complete fool of the professor. God: I SAY: keep the mystery alive! slacker. God: Besides, I can't blame the guy. All the people I personally talk to do seem like they're on 40 hits of acid. BABBLE! BABBLE! ANTI CHRIST BARCODE 666 Man: I will cast out the arthritis DEMONZ!
