Matt Bors for December 15, 2008

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CEO INTERNATIONAL Real bailouts. Real hope. What if you could save just one douchey rich guy? Sponsor a CEO and keep their lifestyle going for LESS THAN $500 A DAY. Your donations help purchase staples such as cigars and jet fuel - as well as ensure all country club dues are paid up. Choose an executive from some of the hardest hit areas. Location: Wall Street Age: 64 Salary: $48 million plus bonuses Location: Detroit Age: 52 Salary: $22 million Your CEO will send periodic updates so you can watch them grow and prosper. Man: HEY - looks like he bought that vacation home he was eye-balling! Woman: OOO! Did he send a picture for the fridge?