Matt Bors for December 22, 2008

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The Reason For The Season On December 25, many fiscal years ago, God sent his only son to kickoff a holiday about going on unrestrained shopping sprees. The event was sponsored by Bed Bath & Beyond. Three seasonal hires swung down on their lunch breaks, bearing gifts. Man: IPhone! Woman: Guitar Hero! Man #2: Grande peppermint mocha! Jesus preached a simple message: money is of little importance - so blow it all at a big box store! Jesus: Follow me and you will have eternal savings! He even turned the sick and lame into healthy consumers. Jesus: Wait 'til you see the difference between regular and HDTV! VISION